Today, I found my cat who's been missing for three days, sitting inside my neighbor's window. He won't answer the door. FML
JordanAfml tells us more.
OP here. My cat is an indoor cat, we rescued her when she was 2 months old and she never left the house in the last 3 years. My dog popped a corner of the screen out of one of my windows and that's how my cat got outside. We went to all of our nearby neighbors asking them to keep an eye out for her, and the particular person who has my cat hates my husband. We thought it was strange he was being so nice and friendly towards us the first day, and now we know why.
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marcranger 29
Of course the cat won't answer the door. He doesn't have opposable thumbs. Sorry to hear that, OP. Can you get the police involved?
MagnusDeus 24
He has a new master meow.
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Comments (117)
BlackFames 16
Cats can't answer doors, buddy. Oh wait... My bad.
BlackFames 16
Just now seeing how unoriginal my joke is. What a bummer.
DBudders 15
You tried
DBudders 15
Your neighbor is a bitch, which surprised me because dogs aren't normally cat people.
RenoTheRhino 30
Dogs aren't normally people.
Extem 7
I would call your neighbor or, failing that, lure the cat out with food.
Ninjerman 7
Is the neighbor ok? (that was a nice way of asking "is your neighbor dead and that is why they aren't answering?")
teapotrevolt 27
One might knock a little too hard on this window... Accidentally. ;)
Kittyphysics 21
our neighbors JUST pulled this same shit 2 weeks ago. sorry op.
ldonnahee 10
Exact same thing with me. They actually took one of our cats to the SPCA because we "weren't taking care of them" but thy wouldn't let them out of their house. Some people.
kelseythompson 27
I hope you got your cat micro chipped! we had a similar problem with our dog and the cops claimed they couldn't prove who the dog actually belonged to
Geckosrock99 33
Call the cops, OP. Report that asshole for stealing. A lot of people see pets as members of the family, and obviously this neighbor doesn't care at all. I hope you get your cat back.
Jiangarang 8
Simple. Call the cops