Today, I felt an itch on my neck. naturally, I scratched it. After about 5 minutes of scratching, I realized that I've been scratching a dead fly on the back of my neck. FML
Hamden824 tells us more.
Hamden824 23
Hey guys! OP here. So happy this got published! And to clear this up, the fly felt like a bump, that's why I kept scratching. Love your comments though! Keep them coming!
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ryand82 11
You scratched for 5 minutes before figuring out it was a fly?
Devtyro 14
Can we call you the Lord of the Flies???
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Comments (23)
JETarchitect 32
I'm still confused as to how it took you so long to realize it was a fly. or was it something smaller than the average house fly that I'm picturing?
Hamden824 23
Like I said before. The fly felt like a bump to me, so I kept scratching. I have very dry skin so I scratch a lot and I'm also a germaphobe, so it wasn't pleasant when I noticed I was scratching a bug.
Hamden824 23
Hey guys! OP here. So happy this got published! And to clear this up, the fly felt like a bump, that's why I kept scratching. Love your comments though! Keep them coming!
Cerebral_Origami 5
I did the same thing yesterday only instead of a dead fly it was a live tick.
domolovesyoshi 33
Ew ew ew ew ewww
beautfldisasta 12
I got goosebumps reading this.