Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML
Today, I failed my driving test. Zero minor errors, one major fault. The fault was me thinking the road was one-way, positioned my car on the right lane to turn right, only to find out I was in the lane of oncoming traffic. FML
Today, I had my first driving test. The instructor turned out to be the kind of twit who made me do the full 60-minute test, only to tell me afterwards that he was failing me for the only mistake I made less than 2 minutes after the test started. Time wasting tit. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
IntoTheClouds 42
That's one way to fail your driving test.
mhopper 13
That's pretty important! Just remember that for next time.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (131)
no1hasdisid 2
Your life sucks, cuz mine was maybe 10 minutes lol
fishboy123 7
you DROVE 45 mins. to take a DRIVING test. huh?
ballinbrady12 8
Was this at the DMV in Hudson???????
SciFiFanatic 3
That's odd; where I live they stop you once you've failed. There's absolutely no point in continuing the test if you're for sure not going to pass. Especially before if even starts; completely pointless.
SciFiFanatic 3
Also, since you technically committed a traffic violation it's an automatic failure. In my state it's actually illegal to let a student continue their test if they've committed one of these because they're deemed too dangerous and obviously not ready to be on the road. I know laws are different everywhere, but I guess I never realized how varied they could be.
Jite_fml 5
How did they drive to take a driving test? O.o
Migole 36
There are busses, taxis and trains you know? :)
journeytotheend 16
You drove to take a droning test??? Mmmmm
Migole 36
"Today, I took the bus and drove 45 minutes...."
proffbra000 1
That's kind of a deathly mistake...
Migole 36
Oh my, I'm sorry, op =( That was some mean instructor. But at least you know you can nail that test next time :)
letsgetouttahere 3
I failed mine today, two of my wheels went on the pavement. I've never done that before and I've been learning to drive for months, I was so annoyed with myself for such a stupid mistake.
10timestheweight 5
Your instructor is a scumbag.