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Today, I discovered that there is nothing wrong with our snowblower. I live in Alaska and for the last 10 years I have been shoveling our long steep driveway because I thought the snowblower was broken. Reality? My mother has "never been able to get it out of the shed." FML

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In response to why didn't you buy/check/fix it yourself? Answer: I was saving for college, and know nothing about engines. I remembered that it had been broken before, and assumed she didn't have the money to have it fixed- as we were broke most of the time and could barely afford basic necessities.

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puppytaco64 8

That blows

ieatunicorn4fun 7

I'm sorry, but why wouldn't you have checked if it worked yourself?

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Comments (235)

What does op mean I feel stupid saying this

Should be a life is great story...think about it...no more shoveling!

love snow :)

Wanna shovel some then?

yaaaa.. never try that coz where i live no snooow at all ..

Dont you love parents?

every1luvsboners 11

Time for the one-upper game. Oh yeah, I live on top of a mountain. The only way down is to repel, while carrying my car under my left arm and my family under my right arm. My mom just told me there's a helicopter in the garage and it's been sitting there for 11 ****** years. I feel your pain.

leadman1989 16

Challenge accepted! Oh yeah, oh yeah? After the Spartans got their asses beat by the Persians me and Chuck Norris finished the job!

Boners, while I do love your comments, I must inform you that you're meaning to say "rappel". Sorry. :)

every1luvsboners 11

No need to be sorry, I just learnt sumpthin. Repel, rappel, Y U no tell me?

BrianAlarcon 0

It's called Checking if it works first

Seriously??? You never thought to go out and see what was wrong with the old one and have it fixed???? Or look at buying a new one. You deserved it! 10 years??????

Kinda ur fault for never trying to use it urself

YouDeserveWorse 6

Haha

After thinking it was broken for years u never thoight of buying a new one?