Today, my neighbor knocked on my door to borrow my laundry room key. He was bare-ass naked. When I refused to open the door, he tried to break it down. I had to call the police before he would leave. FML
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ironichalibut 24
Doesn't he have a set of "laundry day" clothes like everyone else? Mine feature a superman undershirt and a pair of spiderman undies..
Orchard 33
Good for you OP! Stay safe, people can be super crazy and you never know what the hell they are going to do!
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ironichalibut 24
Doesn't he have a set of "laundry day" clothes like everyone else? Mine feature a superman undershirt and a pair of spiderman undies..
Mattpig 15
Well, he sounds like he wasn't even trolling because she had to call the cops. And yeah, that would be some weird ass trolling
Pwn17 25
Even then, shouldn't he have a towel or something?
MidnaLink 35
'Cause some people probably don't give a shit about dc vs marvel.
ravenevercross 19
Simple. He wants to show he supports both.
djxerxes9000 18
That's like supporting the Galactic Empire AND the Rebel Alliance.
EmberEyes 16
People can like both...it's not impossible.
profoundkisses 18
Wasn't he embarrassed
Pwn17 25
Clearly he wasn't.
ironichalibut 24
Yeah , "shouldn't he have had a towel or something"
ironichalibut 24
Wait wait wait 12.. Your profile says you like "pop-punk" (an impossible genre by definition) but at the same time dislike pop music?
Alicestraza 33
Judging by their picture, they mean bands like blink 182 and probably old green day.
Pwn17 25
Ok, I don't know why you're trying to pick a fight with me, but first off, I said that that I hate mainstream pop, not all pop. Secondly, pop punk is a genre that, yes, fuses two very different genres, but does exist, and I like it. Examples include Blink 182, Sum 41, Man Overboard, etc. Lastly, the guy should have had a towel wrapped around him, yet he didn't, and obviously wasn't embarrassed. You don't need to be an asshole.
ironichalibut 24
Punk = the EXACT opposite of pop. That is why it is a logical absurdity to me, and why that "genre" falls into ridicule in my opinion. You can NOT be punk (fighting against the mainstream of society) while being "pop" (POP-ular), in any logical sense.
Pwn17 25
This shouldn't even need a discussion! Pop punk exists. You can bitch and moan about it (trust me, people always do), but the fact is that bands such as the ones I stated before play it, so there's no point in complaining. Pop did originally stand for popular, but the meaning has changed. Plenty of people make standalone pop songs that no one ever hears about. By your logic, Metallica is pretty popular, so they must play pop music right? Didn't think so. It's not even the most polar opposite punk genre. Did you know that there's Christian punk? Pretty absurd, I don't really know why it exists, but it does. Just because a genre seems strange to you does not mean it doesn't exist.
Alicestraza 33
Look at #21's bio, then back to their comments.
Llama_Face89 34
You know there's a messaging system for this crap, right?
RoseFox0029 22
15. All pop music is is music with a simple melody, and a theme that is made to appeal to a wide variety of people. (Usually love.) not only can pop-punk exist, it does exist. And anyway. What the hell does 12's comment have to do with their taste in a completely legitimate musical genre?
lulubelles 33
#14 I just read YOUR bio, funny how one of your pet peeves on FML is people who are here just to be a jerk! First you mock one of his comments then his music taste? Leave him alone, he's done nothing to you.
josh8215 21
I hate it when mommy and daddy fight.... On another note, I personally enjoy Christian Punk. Thousand Foot Krutch is a nice band.
blackgirllb 12
maybe you should find a new apartment
feelingold 18
He just wanted to wash all of his clothes in one go. I applaud his efficiency.
SuperDanielNL 23
I'd invest in some extra locks, a huge dog and perhaps a personal defence weapon.
gntfmlingnow 12
Or, much cheaper, just a chain for the door (it's damn near impossible to break doors down with those things on them. Even police officers with battering rams struggle at it) and some window bars
Sekkaichi 12
This FML is one of the hardest to imagine...
katiesam199 11
I guess it would be if you've never seen a bare ass naked man.
rocker_chick105 31
Are you new to this site?
NicaLovesDisney 17
Welcome to the Internet.
TayonaC 10
my question is why would he wait until he has no clothes and has to go around butt naked to ask for a laundry key?
OscarDV 8
Am I the only one that can piece this together? If he has no clothes or a laundry key, I'm sure its in the laundry room. As for him being naked, he probably didn't want to wear his dirty clothes if he just showered.
Futacy 30
And he get naked in the laundry room because..?
vencku 13
Because his clothes are being washed. He probably threw everything in, including what he was wearing at the time.
BellaBelle_fml 23
#39, It's one thing to strip down to your birthday suit and walk around in the privacy of your own home like that while doing your wash. But who would do that when they have to use the apartment's laundry room that everyone shares? Most people would have had some clothes reserved for laundry day. Or made sure that their first load of wash contained clothing that they could wear while doing the rest of their laundry so that they would be able to ensure that all of their clothing gets washed.
Wizardo 34
Your username just says it all... I just imagine him with those suspended socks and a vest trying to ram down the door o.O
katiesam199 11
This may not have been an fml if he were a hot guy.
noelasis94 18
He sounds cool but him a beer man relax, it's just a little nudity.
MidnaLink 35
It's not just a little nudity when they try to force your door down for a key.
esthoar 8
Looks like a laundry procrastinator's urgency to me, given the fact that he was naked.