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Today, I discovered that there is nothing wrong with our snowblower. I live in Alaska and for the last 10 years I have been shoveling our long steep driveway because I thought the snowblower was broken. Reality? My mother has "never been able to get it out of the shed." FML

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In response to why didn't you buy/check/fix it yourself? Answer: I was saving for college, and know nothing about engines. I remembered that it had been broken before, and assumed she didn't have the money to have it fixed- as we were broke most of the time and could barely afford basic necessities.

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puppytaco64 8

That blows

ieatunicorn4fun 7

I'm sorry, but why wouldn't you have checked if it worked yourself?

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jessicaaababy 8

Awe sweetie, you shouldn't complain, I'm sure you're getting a great workout :) imagine people who don't use snowblowers or before they were invented. It's not that bad. Look at the positives hun! :)

You kind of deserve it though. Wouldn't you have boughten a new one by now? I mean it's been 10 years.

missadoodikins 9

Why ******* own one then?

You live in Alaska... Lol

lol why not just buy a new one

That sounds really tedious... :(

After shoveling snow for 10 years knowing there's a snowblower out back I'd get alil curious.

SouthernKiller 4

Think of it as a Lesson learned: NEVER TRUST YOUR PARENTS!!!

You never even TRIED to start it?

I live in Alaska too. I don't think its that bad. Ive lived here all my life.

Me too, born and raised. And proud of it