Today, I discovered that I had lost my phone. I drove to the campus to try and find it, and parked in a gated lot where you pay when you leave. All the buildings were closed, so I had to go home. That's when I realized that I didn't have my wallet to get my car out. And no phone to call a ride. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
Today, I got locked out of a building that I work in (I work night shifts). I locked my phone, wallet, and car keys in the building. I had no way of contacting my boss or getting a ride. I had to walk home at night, almost got hit by a car full of dudes yelling slurs, and had a woman scream at me from the passenger seat of a car. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I thought my car had been stolen because I couldn’t for the life of me find it in the office car park. I panicked and called the cops, only to remember I had taken my bike to work. FML
Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Today, my car broke down on my way home from university. I tried calling for help, only to realise my phone had completely run out of charge. Luckily, I had passed a police station so I decided to walk the 10 minutes down the road to ask for a phone. When I got there, the station was closed. FML
Today, I woke up at 7 am to take my last final. When I got to the parking lot, I realized my car was missing. After speaking to the police for 3 hours, I called my girlfriend to let her know what happened. She then told me I had parked on the street the night before. So much for the 8 am final. FML
Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML
Today, I dropped my car keys down the elevator shaft at my dorm. I had parked my car at a parking meter, and now had no way to get change out of my car. It took six hours for someone to get my keys, and I now have a $75 parking ticket. FML
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playfuldesk 0
That sucks. Sleep in your car
Nomad609 0
I think if you lost a phone in a public place it would be useless to try and find it..
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daybaye 0
YDI for driving without a license.
Moe87 0
Yes, I was lucky that I wasn't pulled over, but I walked to the library and borrowed money to get my car out. It's nice to have friends. If I didn't have mono, I would have walked home, but I was too physically exhausted. PS: plexico- While my parents don't make donations to the college, they have payed for my tuition because they aren't finacial fucktards. Even without higher education themselves, they have managed to avoid poverty with something called "jobs" and "savings accounts" and "restraint".
leisl14 0
umm why are you walking around if you have mono? def not supposed to...
FerrariCake 2
Moe, So you're an idiot AND you have mono?? Just stay home! You don't have the mental and physical capacity necessary to find your cell phone right now. And besides, you don't need your phone at the moment: you need to concentrate all your energy on getting over your mono. Then at least you'll be a healthy idiot.
mattgood 0
Financial fucktards? Hm, I guess you are an idiot.
DAG_fml 0
lol that sucks. you often lose all your things at once? if so where do you live? (I'd like to follow you around and get free stuff heh:))
Jadesomeone 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB8oucrg4xM EPIC FAIL :D
22jrdn55 15
umm isnt MOE a guy name? why does it say "Moe (woman)"?
kmarthotyo 0
in soviet Russia. phone loses you!!!
Flinlock 0
Why would you go somewhere without your wallet? Stupid...
KaylieBieber13 0
well ur real smart! haha lol