Today, I discovered how startling it is to wake up by having your cat springboard off your face. The intended prey? Two fornicating geckos on the ceiling. FML
JukeboxValkyrie tells us more.
To everyone who keeps asking "How did they get on your ceiling?" and "Why are they in your house?" Geckos are native to Florida, they can crawl through the tiniest places and the tips of the digits on their limbs are like mini suction cups, giving them the ability to climb most vertical surfaces as well as being upside down. My ceiling is also popcorn style so there was plenty to hold onto. And yes, I'm almost certain one had a foreign accent...though I'm not sure which.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Lenho 26
At least he didn't springboard off your face while you were fornicating.
feven 32
Your cat is really something else. I guess not everyone wants a free quote on auto insurance.
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Comments (146)
tarabelle 7
That sucks! But I'm not gonna lie...it's pretty funny(:
lajaynay 15
What a cockblock.
SaMmIMonster96 6
When you hit a chicken with a 2X4 block of wood
deathpotato 11
Why are there geckos on your ceiling? That seems strange.
deathpotato 11
Common or not common, it's still strange to wake up to.
erockinthesuburb 17
Bow chicka wow wow!
DocBastard 40
They weren't fornicating! They were negotiating insurance rates.
Pelreskovich 11
Beat me to it. Dammit.
bizarre_ftw 22
Now I want Giecko
Pelreskovich 11
I wish I could wake up to fornicating geckos every morning. Hopefully they saved you 15% or more on your car insurance? 30% since there were two?
zingline89 18
Reminds me of a story my friend told me, he went in to a gas station to buy 3 twelve packs of soda. They were 10% off, so the genius clerk decided since he was getting 3 it meant it was 30% off lol. I told my friend he should have grabbed 7 more then the clerk would have given him 100% off :)
Pelreskovich 11
Intelligence at its best.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Came here for the car insurance jokes, leaving satisfied.
Vertas 10
I guess my question. Where did the geckos come from?
Pelreskovich 11
She lives in Florida, pretty common there.
graphicstyle7 17
Vertas, it's Florida. Lizards are EVERYWHERE, which is ok since they are cute and harmless.
Pelreskovich 11
Cute and harmless until you try to catch one and they try to swallow your finger!
Nebulas_n_Novas 7
Lmao...that's very true
smump 0
Doesn't matter had sex.
chels1994 11
That's an odd picture o_o