Today, I discovered how startling it is to wake up by having your cat springboard off your face. The intended prey? Two fornicating geckos on the ceiling. FML
JukeboxValkyrie tells us more.
To everyone who keeps asking "How did they get on your ceiling?" and "Why are they in your house?" Geckos are native to Florida, they can crawl through the tiniest places and the tips of the digits on their limbs are like mini suction cups, giving them the ability to climb most vertical surfaces as well as being upside down. My ceiling is also popcorn style so there was plenty to hold onto. And yes, I'm almost certain one had a foreign accent...though I'm not sure which.
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Lenho 26
At least he didn't springboard off your face while you were fornicating.
feven 32
Your cat is really something else. I guess not everyone wants a free quote on auto insurance.
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Comments (146)
Clamcreepy 7
Well at least you know your cat doesn't like shenanigans going while it's around
shinshoku13 19
Must be cool to live in a place were geckos are native :)
masonslifesucks 0
That would be an amazing sight! That is not a FML
yesyesnonono 10
At least the geckos weren't fornicating on your face while your cat was on the ceiling.
OctoberRainfall 13
#40, some people appear to have very strange minds...
RK626 7
That would've made an awesome picture
angrynegro7 16
I feel your pain, OP! Just the day before, one of my cats decided to wake me up by puking on my head. I actually tried to get what happened posted on FML, but was denied. I guess a cat jumping off your face to get at some horny geckos is FML worthy, while waking up with cat puke in your dreadlocks isn't. :-(
hateevryone 15
weird as hell
SaMmIMonster96 6
How did they get in your house? Better yet on your ceiling?
bizarre_ftw 22
I was going to guess Australia, but Florida is good too. Don't drop your kitten on it's head next time.
zoecw 14
What does fornicating mean..?
Bozone 7
Are you being serious?
UsagiArwen 23
Copulating, and if you don't know what *that* means, you're "screwed."
drlove78843 6
it means bumping uglies. :)
43trauts 14
Fine, I'll be the nice one! Fornication is another name for sex. Fornicating is the act of having sex. Question answered.
LeapOfFaith 8
I quote Dr. Sheldon Cooper, "Doing the dance with no pants".