Today, I discovered how startling it is to wake up by having your cat springboard off your face. The intended prey? Two fornicating geckos on the ceiling. FML
JukeboxValkyrie tells us more.
To everyone who keeps asking "How did they get on your ceiling?" and "Why are they in your house?" Geckos are native to Florida, they can crawl through the tiniest places and the tips of the digits on their limbs are like mini suction cups, giving them the ability to climb most vertical surfaces as well as being upside down. My ceiling is also popcorn style so there was plenty to hold onto. And yes, I'm almost certain one had a foreign accent...though I'm not sure which.
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Lenho 26
At least he didn't springboard off your face while you were fornicating.
feven 32
Your cat is really something else. I guess not everyone wants a free quote on auto insurance.
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sks4613 1
There's a drink called lizard lick(?) somehow seems appropriate to mention here.
kandiikhaos 0
Sounds like something my cat would do
medichick 5
Hahahaha I can't stop laughing. Cats are so funny
Avantaesia 6
Absolutely hilarious. xD
TheNewGuy03 29
Fornicating Geckos. Great band name. |the kid|
drawmyhearton_fml 3
But I have to wonder... Why do you have geckos on your ceilling? Ô_o I'm assuming you live in a country where those are common wild/local animals but it still seems so odd to me that they would creep in to your house and **** on the ceilling xD
drawmyhearton_fml 3
Well nevermind my question. Just read in the comments that OP indeed comes from a place where it's normal to have geckos invading your House! Also, can't find an edit Button. Is it just thé iPhone page that's shitty or is there really no way to edit à comment?
jenn16zazu 16
you can but only in a small amount of time, then you lose the chance.
MissElektra 0
And that's why you own a dog
jackii1313 9
Legen....... Wait for it.... Dary Legendary.
Mr25_fml 14
Nobody gets the How I Met Your Mother reference
KatieKupcake4195 9
What a relaxing way to wake up :) Like on Family Guy when "new Brian" wakes Peter and Lois up by playing a flute at the end of their bed. I'm jealous of you OP. I really am
JukeboxValkyrie 19
He scared the hell out of me and then looked at me then the geckos like I should catch them. He refused to let me go back to sleep.
willliamfriend 18
Cats are like that lol they wake you up so you can do stuff for them.