Today, I didn't get promoted, but the guy who showed up to work drunk a few weeks ago did. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I did my work, the work of my co-worker who called in sick and the work of my boss who has no idea what the hell is going on all at the same time. I didn't get a promotion because I don't work hard enough. FML
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
Make your minds up
Today, I got fired. Yesterday was my birthday and I was told I was getting a promotion. FML
Today, I worked a long shift at my job while feeling like crap, anticipating getting a promotion. As my boss was leaving work, he informed me that because I also go to college, the promotion was being given to another employee that I trained a month ago. This is the second time this has happened. FML
Today, it was my first day as a promoted manager. I got fired for being late. FML
Doss house
Today, I was demoted at my job for sleeping in the store when I'd have a few after closing. Apparently, they would rather have me drive drunk than do the responsible thing. FML
Office politics
Today, my coworker threw a bitch fit about not getting a promotion she'd applied for. My other coworker had got it, so after her fit, management worked something out: they gave the promotion to her, and the coworker that originally had it was given a promotion that I'd been promised for months. Now I have none. FML
Today, it was the first day after my promotion. Everyone, including myself, was shocked that I was promoted so quickly. I figured it was because of all the hard work and overtime I'd put in. However, my coworkers figure I'm just sleeping with the boss, and constantly glare and snicker behind my back. FML
Today, I got promoted. By promoted, I mean, given a much harder job with no training and no extra pay because someone went on maternity leave. They've already hired someone for my old position. FML
Today, the store I work at got shut down and I got let go. Three days ago I got a promotion and a raise. FML
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drkwlf 0
He did that and is still better than you - you must suck :(
madmoment 0
Just go down on your boss, should get you all the promotions you want. ;)
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Comments (69)
jpgray1982 0
are you sure he was drunk?
Rico5037 0
not every job is strict like that maybe your taking it to serious op
chanlove 1
well that shows how good of a worker you are.
ThreadingFate 0
LOL Time to start drinking with the bosses after work! Sorry dude, FYL.
LatinoHeat 0
Clay Aiken would have roundhoused your manager and strongly suggested that the promotion be given to you. Stand up for yourself next time.
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
no one cares about your gay obsession with clay aiken, stop trying to bring him up at every moment...
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Please don't feed the troll.
LatinoHeat 0
What does "gay" have to do with this? I merely stated what would Clay Aiken do (WWCAD) in that situation, and told him to STAND UP for himself. Perhaps YOU should add something constructive to the topic next time, thanks in advance.
SighOfTheWorld 7
Haha...everytime I see your comments, I think of Ron Pederson's Clay impersonations on MadTV! And to the OP - if you make a complaint or dwell on it, it's going to bite you in the butt. That guy and his job have nothing to do with you. If you want a promotion just keep trying your hardest to improve your own performance. It will pay off eventually one way or another.
Batman4890 0
wow goes 2 show how sit u r at ur job then...
rufuj89 0
That sux :(
musicislife1995_fml 0
green doesn't suit you
TheSadCupcake 0
ITZ CUZ HE LIEKS MUDKIPZ ND JOO DUNT@1ONE
LatinoHeat 0
Air high five dude.