Today, I complained to my two roommates about housework not being done. They both put their hands over their ears and started screaming at the top of their voice. They do this pretty much whenever I say anything to them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as usual, my flatmate is so loud when talking face to face that my ears and head rattle. I can't say anything because how dare I suggest there's anything wrong with my roommate's hearing. Yet nobody else talks this loud. FML
Today, my roommate shouted his entire part of the conversation at the dinner table. He refuses to get his hearing checked, nor lower his voice, so now my ears hurt for the rest of the evening. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, I had breakfast with my roommate and he was so loud, my ears felt ready to burst. If I even suggest he needs his hearing checked, he erupts like Mt. Vesuvius. Everyone agrees, he has no "inside voice" and they don't know how to handle his near-shouting to your face either. FML
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML
Today, my roommate decided that because she has an oral report due, she's going to scream at the top of her lungs until she loses her voice to get out of it. It's been two hours and she refuses to stop. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, I realized I could say nothing in my home without being interrupted, talked over, or the subject derailed into a 30 minutes monologue by my housemates. And they wonder why I'm so quiet all the time… FML
Today, I turned on the air conditioner in my room, even though it's absolutely freezing in there. Why? To drown about my mom and brother talking. My mom swears that they aren't arguing, but they're so damn loud that it doesn't even matter. They know I'm autistic and that I have hyperacusis. However, they don't care. FML
Today, my neighbors in the apartment above me yet again had a loud fight, well past midnight while I was trying to sleep. I stood on my bed and pounded on the ceiling to shut them up. And now I'll have to explain the two fist-shaped holes in the ceiling to my landlord. FML
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Top comments
headofmedusa 15
Do the same to them whenever they want your side of the rent.
popprock 13
.....Maybe it's time to consider getting new roommates??
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Comments (101)
iateapenguin 27
Know that feel. My housemate last year left dirty dishes out so long they would get mouldy, and I was the only one who ever cleaned the living room or bathroom at all. Housemates are shitty, but #1 makes a damn good point - if they're ******* you over, you should be doing them the same favours!
ladoom 23
You can't keep giving... Or you become the maid.
mct_1087 27
Time to get some new housemates.
Thekbking 11
either ur a bitch who annoys the hell out of them or they're just straight up immature assholes
Omniprism 15
Time to move on. If they can't respect the living situation and you then get out of there. Good luck.
AFaye3964 17
They sound like 3yr olds.
Mellishaw 5
toddlers are never good roommates.
NamelessFace 22
Wow what assholes making fun of autistic people like that wow.
Zougibourg_fml 6
Nuke em !
dDailydDosage 8
How immature. You need to have a major talk with them. If they don't respect your opinion, find some new roommates