Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mom and dad think that I'm lying, just so I could "fit in" with everyone else. FML
Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML
Unexpected
Today, I came out to my parents. Their response was basically, "Oh, you’re coming out? But we’ve known for years. It was obvious, so obvious we never knew you were in the closet in the first place." FML
About that...
Today, my brother came out to our parents. They weren't super happy with it, but they said that it was ok since they still had a straight son. I don't know how to tell them that I'm gay too. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They nodded empathetically throughout my entire speech and told me repeatedly that it was okay. As I smiled and stood up, my dad asked, "But you're still going to marry a guy, right?" FML
Today, despite all of the pictures and proof of my fiancé, my parents still think I have an imaginary boyfriend. They met him, and were there when he proposed. They think it's all a joke. FML
Follow the lifescript
Today, I came out to my parents as lesbian. Surprisingly, they were OK with it… just as long as I still marry a dude, give them grandbabies, and keep the whole lesbian thing a deep, dark, shameful secret that we never talk about again. FML
Today, I learned that despite having told them two years ago, my parents still aren't accepting of me being gay. I found this out when my mom called and asked if I was "cured" yet. FML
Today, I came out to my therapist as gay. Claiming that my parents "can't be that homophobic", my therapist outed me to them. They kicked me out of the house. FML
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japtch 15
They'll believe you when you bring someone home, I bet.
jtthegr8 26
At least you were brave enough to do it
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neuroticallyyour_fml 17
Sounds like my parents, they laughed and were like "funny joke Niki, it's just a phase, it'll pass." Six years and several girlfriends later, they still keep thinking "it'll pass". Congratulations on coming out OP! It's quite wonderful out here!
icallbullshit 3
Doesn't matter, still homosexual. Theyll believe you soon enough!
Jc_0003 7
Just bring your partner home and then maybe they will understand that you are being serious.
Gothicbunnyx3 16
Your so brave. Your parents need to accept the fact. Don't worry they'll come through. :)
perdix 31
They probably are wagering that even the gays won't have you. They are howling with laughter that you think you'll ever get anything more than solitary masturbation.
LuckyTroll 6
No just no.
HendricksProdigy 0
It dosent get better
WaylonD 4
That's nasty! (Cleveland voice) XD
THE_A_TEEN 28
Red Foreman's voice: Dumbass Unless you think Homosexuals are disgusting (which is stupid), there is nothing here disgusting for you to make that Cleveland meme.
mjsbiggestfan 0
Hey :) that's awesome that u came out. I have lots of respect for you sir ;)
polkadots133 3
"Hey Mom and Dad I'm gay." Hahahahaha goodone no your not honey but that's funny.
Rorix 6
Yes, that's exactly how that conversation went down.
zayn_malik 4
Aww! Don't worry! It will just take some time! Good luck! :)