mjsbiggestfan

Miss New Castle, United States 30 years-old

Ahhwtf 18 August 2009, 11:47 United States

Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML

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chasingcars0624 28 August 2009, 23:44 United States

Chill out, mom

Today, I got a knock on my door at 3 a.m. Turns out, if I ignore my mother long enough, she will assume I have died and will call the cops. FML

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