Today, I came home and found out that my new roommate, who smokes half a pack of cigarettes a day and drinks heavily 5 nights a week, had smashed my $300 bong because "weed is a horrible and deadly drug that will kill you slowly." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Jimboom 12
Ok. If he wants to play that game then go pour any bottle of booze he has in the house down the drain, crush any pack of smokes of his you see and give him the same line about booze and nicotine. That will either stop his hypocrisy or shut him the hell up.
NightWatchmen87 0
I would have killed him. no exageration. he would be dead. I would have shoved the pack of cigs so far up his ass he would puke tobacco!
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aquaman95 7
i would have killed them slowly
Stuffaluffagus 25
My roommate would quickly find themselves stabbed to death with the pieces if they pulled that shit
Tatabunny12 9
There's nothing wrong with weed. Honestly anyone who flips out over it just doesn't understand. The fact is, there are so many more vices in the world worse than that and legal that kill you much quicker than weed.
KingCeltic77 18
He probably has an addiction, and doesn't want you to make the same mistakes he had.
RichardIsOn 2
Well weeds illegal... Just sayinh
mysweetinsanity 3
I am SO sorry. Time to find a new roommate with similar interests?
Incognito23 15
I actually felt a real surge of anger after reading this.
niswisk 3
I'd slit his throat.
nmassini 3
What horse poop
BombaysChylde 3
New roommate. Disrespectful ****.