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Today, I came home and found out that my new roommate, who smokes half a pack of cigarettes a day and drinks heavily 5 nights a week, had smashed my $300 bong because "weed is a horrible and deadly drug that will kill you slowly." FML

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expen_dable 0

1. my roommates a girl 2. My old roommate and I both bought the bong and split the price but when she transferred colleges she let me keep it 3. my roommate does drink usually 5 nights a week and she is 19 so she isn't exactly law abiding either

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Jimboom 12

Ok. If he wants to play that game then go pour any bottle of booze he has in the house down the drain, crush any pack of smokes of his you see and give him the same line about booze and nicotine. That will either stop his hypocrisy or shut him the hell up.

NightWatchmen87 0

I would have killed him. no exageration. he would be dead. I would have shoved the pack of cigs so far up his ass he would puke tobacco!

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Comments (566)

rdvfyubuyg 1

ur roommate is concerned for u but ur not concerned for ur roommate?? wtf that's not right

niswisk 3

slaughter him!!!! ciggerets and alcohol kill thousands every year! when have u ever heard of someone dieing cause of weed!!!

musiciangirl591 16

my grandma smoked 3-4 packs a day, when she used to smoke, and she's still alive, same thing with my dad :P

audreyy062 2

if weed is so "good" then how come people do fine without it too? sure there are people who have not been harmed but there are too many stories of people acting crazy when high and how they were led to harder drugs. a prinicpal in my school district had a son who died in his early twenties all by doing marijuana when he was younger. some may say that weed doesnt do any harm, but seriously? if u can help it, why do it?

kaitisgrait 0

did you threaten to kill him with the broken pieces? I would have

Bcfrmkc816 17

well it is illegal and he is right not to mention the Alzheimer's effect

Bcfrmkc816 17

if I was your roommate I'd turn you in and have you arrested

pechi_305 7

People are so ignorant about weed. It really gets on my nerves.

Gela96 0

Good. He broke a bong.

J9DeeZy 4

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