Today, I bought a UV light so I could detect cat pee, since I was sure my cat was relieving herself on the carpet. I decided to try it out in the living room first. Nearly half the room lit up like a Christmas tree. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was drying off with a towel after coming in from outside. I noticed that the bathroom smelled like cat pee, so I sniffed all around to find out where my cat peed. Turns out, he peed on the towel that I was drying myself off with. FML
Today, I finally discovered the reason my front room smelt funny. My dog, thinking the Christmas tree was real, has been peeing on it for the past two weeks. FML
Today, my husband thought it was the best idea ever to clean the cat's litter box with the brand new vacuum cleaner instead of tipping it into a bin bag. My house now fills with the smell of warm cat piss every time I hoover. FML
Today, I came home after a short trip. Walking through the door, an overpowering smell indicated that in my rush to leave I'd forgotten to bring the cat litter tray indoors. The place was covered in cat urine. It was as if I'd created a cycling ecosystem of evaporated urine turning into urine rain-clouds. FML
Today, I learned why my bathroom has a horrible, seemingly irremovable stench. My cat doesn't squat to pee like a normal cat. She stands up, peeing over the side of the litter tray all over the wall and floor, which are now a permanent yellow tinge. FML
Today, I spent a long time steam-cleaning a mystery stain on my living room carpet. I turned the light on to get a better look at it, and realized that it was a shadow. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to surprise my cat with a fancy new toy. I spent $30 on a laser pointer. Turns out, my cat is terrified of lasers, and spent the next hour giving me the "You betrayed me" look from under the couch. FML
Today, I woke to the smell of poop in my apartment. I went to investigate and found out a cat had pooped in my living room. I don’t have a cat. FML
Today, my cat decided that the best place for her to pee was over the surge protector where my modem, router, and printer are plugged in. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 24
You have a gross pussy :D
boarder540 12
Sure it's cat piss?
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heyhihello95 12
Well, now ya know
Damn_Hippster 11
Thats good right? I mean, that was the whole reason why you bought the light. Good investment OP!
R34luver 5
Ju NASTY op
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
Search "blacklight WKUK" on YouTube. I promise you won't regret watching it.
lbumbblebee 5
YDI for not properly training your pet op.
slick5880 22
And knowing is half the battle!
LiyIa_fml 8
1. Least you know the light works. 2. Ew, don't you ever clean? Might wanna check your bedroom while you're at it....
farhil 14
**** also glows under UV. Maybe that's why OP didn't smell cat pee
daphish 10
At 39, searched it up. Is WKUK a show?
alliewillie 22
Cat urine smells HORRIBLE, how would you not smell it?! I hope you don't have company over - you're one of those people whose houses smell like a litter box!!
kriselgin21 0
39- Genius.
dsbs 9
Curiosity killed the cat
AnonymousTroll 2
84-I see what you did there.
DrewsFML 8
Question is... Did he write his name on the carpet?
EvilPotato 15
OP how could you not smell cat piss, it smells so much like, I dunno CAT PISS.
immja 0
I know Trevor Moor. he's even more awesome in person
iEthan 5
Sounds like a pissy christmas(;
iEthan 5
Merry Christmas! Sorry about your pissy tree though.
abbyelizabeth 9
Riigghhttt it's cat pee. Whatever you say...
nic86 0
Wait, was he not talking about ****?
Kitten_love 22
For those saying how could OP not smell the pee: my cat has potty issues too, and I always have a hard time smelling it. I have lots of allergy issues, and I'm constantly congested and blowing my nose. I have a very weak sense of smell. Usually my roommate has to let me know the place smells of pee. For those saying the cat isn't potty trained: she probably is, there just might be an underlying issue. UTI, anxiety, territorial making, etc. I suggest taking your cat to the vet in case it's something serious OP. TL;DR: some people can't smell and the cat should go to the vet.
SunnyUserName123 5
Keep your kitty outta there, maybe?
SunnyUserName123 5
Oh, thought it said bedroom. My bad.
IfTheKeyFits 3
Better not invite any guests over OP...
RetardedBullFrog 4
No way!! Then he won't be able to have awesome rave parties on his living room!!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
You have a gross pussy :D
Bowser6622 5
Will he hit him though?
z620 0
Op, you would have to have been able to smell it, let alone fell it
lifesucks1234567_fml 2
Merry christmas!
boarder540 12
Sure it's cat piss?
acdc923 0
Yeah it could be his soul that he spilled.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Oh a homeless man's sperm. Durn hobos climbin down chimneys and whatnot.
KayleeXLoVe21 0
Umm, deff time to get rid of that cat!!!!!!
lionlvr 9
Ummm, no way!! He can easily train it.
alissa222 15
You take the time to add the extra f, but not finish the word?
ipodlover1995 0
Umm, deff get rid of your comment!!!
ipodlover1995 0
He shouldn't have to get rid of the cat. They're awesome!
KayleeXLoVe21 0
Umm well wpuld you want it ruining all your clothes, furnature, and carpet? Ummm i have very expensive itwms in my house i woulsnt want destroied by one animal.
holybuckets 0
Uhh you're deff not capable of spelling!!
NicNax007 0
There are many factors that can contribute to the behavioral problem that OP's cat obviously displays. Is OP changing the litter box enough? Does the cat have enough stimuli? Did something significant happen recently? For example; a move or a new baby. Correcting the problem can be as simple as giving the cat more attention. Giving away a cat should ALWAYS be the last resort! Pet's shouldn't be disposable.
crazychick1269 7
OH MY GAWD!! everyone quit being so mean let people comment what the want to comment... who cares how they spell their words?
Maddie_Hatter 10
^^ Winning
ariannaimelda 7
Now you know what that mystery smell was
TheCylonmaster 3
Your pic + comment = win!
ComeAtMeBro7 0
Your profile pic is the best thing I've ever seen.
JojoChuo 8
Op, just wanted to mention that human body fluid also shows up too >p
ShyAnn29 15
Yeah, like blood and semen
tencentsakiss 19
And some ring worm spores. Don't forget those.
ShyAnn29 15
My comment got deleted :(
Sirin_fml 47
@ShyAnn29: No it didn't - it's up above. There were some comments issues in the system.
mandel2000 0
use the living as a toilet then
mandel2000 0
living room, now I am getting onehundredfifteenteen dislikes...fml
itak365 4
What happens to the dead, then...? D:
zombiekitten87 12
That's a hilarious typo, actually :-P
thinkingatheist 8
Now you just need lights for the other half of your living room, then it's Christmas in September for you!
NoWarranty_fml 14
No smell: Anosmic... yes, this word exists. Usually when you can't smell you can't taste either Edit: Answer to #20... it screwed up, sorry
SmittyJA24 26
Get rid of the cat ... Kill the cat ... Destroy the cat ...
FruityLoooons 8
Keep the cat... (Wtf is wrong with you?) :I
Lstands4LOSER 0
12- Somebody has issues... Don't have to spazz out on a simple pussy like that.
Lstands4LOSER 0
12- Somebody has issues... Don't have to spazz out on a simple pussy like that.
jsaxon1996 0
Imma bout to destroy you!