Today, I bought a large ice cream cake. No, there's no occasion, but I did ask the cashier to write "Happy Birthday" on it, just so she wouldn't know I was going to eat it all myself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the supermarket, I bought a cake and had my friend's name put on it. It wasn't anyone's birthday, I just wanted to feel less ashamed about buying a whole cake for myself. FML
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML
Today, I ordered a large stuffed crust supreme pizza for myself. When I picked it up, I asked for extra plates and napkins so the cashier wouldn't know I don't have any friends. FML
Today, I ordered a graduation cake from a woman at the grocery store. She asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I said "Congratulations Annie". Then she asked me who was ordering and I said "Annie". I had to order my own cake. The woman was silent. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I'm a pastry chef by profession. Not only did my family buy a cake from my bakery, I had to make it myself and inscribe it with 'Happy Birthday Dad'. The worst part is, they asked money from me to pay for it. FML
Today, I picked up my online grocery order. The clerk asked about the party, because he assumed I was having one because of all the ice cream I'd ordered. I'm bulimic and everything was for me. FML
Today, all that I wanted for my birthday was for someone else to pick out a cake flavor, and to spend the day alone. I've been asked ten times what kind of cake I want, and my husband took a off work. FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML
Today, it was both my and my stepmother's birthday. In preparation, my dad bought a huge banner with my stepmother's name on it, and a lovely birthday cake. When I told him it was also my birthday, he just grunted and taped a post-it note to the banner with my name on it. Same with the cake. FML
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Top comments
JandTaco 13
Just go to a public place with the cake, make some friends by sharing.
JennaNGood 21
I don't see anything wrong with this.
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Comments (47)
cartedor 18
where can I get that in london? Vienetta is nice too but it's small, come in a box, and you can't request writings to be written on it....
Bono363 11
Ha you are not the only one... I do that too but not the happy birthday part :
cartedor 18
where can I get that in london? vienetta is nice, but it's small and comes in a box, so you can't request writings to be written on it...
Solunair 4
Haha, I don't blame you OP xD Ice cream cake is the best kind of cake
doraaa01 7
Nothing wrong with this ! I did this about 8 weeks back. Mind you mine was a pregnancy craving... but still :)
lilushi 8
How does your life suck?
FrankHotpants 31
If you automatically think people are judging your eating habits then maybe you do have a problem, I could be wrong, or perhaps the issue is with the lack of friends you may have. Either way it's kinda silly to care so much what a stranger thinks of you.
Xandrick 22
Shoot, ice cream cake is delicious. I find nothing wrong here. Eat up!
christi_im21 12
I've done that before but I just tell the truth I like cake
savemeSheehan 8
your life is awesome, you have ice cream cake