Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran across the street due to a line of cars waiting for me to cross. Just as I reached the other side, my iPhone slipped out of my hand and fell into the road, just in time to get run over by multiple cars, one after the other. FML
Today, I helped friends move home, and since we couldn't all fit in their car I took the bus. While waiting, my new phone slipped and crashed on the floor. It now has a cracked screen right between my two overpriced phone protectors. FML
Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML
Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the parking lot and it landed next to a car tire. As I reached to pick it up, the car backed up and ran over my phone and my hand. Hello, emergency room! FML
Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML
Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML
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aantho_fml 0
Was it being driven by Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves?
chester75 5
Well at least you didn't instinctively run and get squished :)
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Comments (123)
dubstep562 0
Your phone took a tire to the screen.
crypticundead 4
Was it then arrested, released because apparently the emperor had a secret passage in your cell, which then you watch as he is assassinated? And did it have to go through multiple demonic portals to eventually help the emperor's son that no one knew about defeat the prince of destruction? If not, then it didn't go to oblivion.
aantho_fml 0
If OP is "outstanding penis", this gives a whole new meaning to "That sucks for you OP."
5t3ff1k4h 47
I think you've got the wrong FML.
ninjapiratejesus_fml 20
Oblivion? That's an easy fix. You just need to find a gate and confront a few daedra. You should have it back in no time.
bubo_fml 11
Just curious...How does a bus manage to "steamroll" a cellphone? Wouldn't it be more like it ran the fukka over?
Jazbah 17
Just get a master Conjunction Mage to summon it from Oblivion. #SkyrimJokes Yes, I have no life.
Nigerianqueen88 1
Damn........FML forreal
jdub412 0
What is wrong with u? y didn't u go get the phone? you could of hurt the tires
THE_A_TEEN 28
^This my friends is an example of your common dumb troll in it's natural habitat. Amazing...
DontModMeDammit 10
Should of had a otter box....
bizarre_ftw 22
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