Today, good news! The guitar I have been saving up for, for 5 months, finally arrived. It came inside a beautiful black and white case, and impossible to get into without the key. They didn't pack the key. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally had enough to buy my dream guitar, made in 1965. I buckled it into the passenger seat because it unfortunately didn't come with the original case. Once home, I tripped over my own feet before reaching my front door and scratched it on the concrete. It wasn't in mint condition when I bought it, but now it looks like it had a bad relic job. FML
Today, I have a new guitar on its way. I forgot to make up a story, so now my wife won't be happy. FML
Today, I dropped my 6-month-old $3,500 guitar. Luckily, it had a one year warranty from the store so I drove back. It was shut down. FML
Today, my girlfriend and her mother bought a hanger for my $2000 guitar as a birthday present. They wanted to surprise me by hanging it on the wall. They screwed it upside down, so before I came home it fell off and my guitar broke. FML
Today, after I spent 3 months secretly learning guitar so I could surprise everyone at a family barbecue, the moment finally came. I sat down, took a deep breath, and realized I'd practiced every song with a capo I forgot to bring, as well as my tuner. Everything sounded terrible. My uncle asked if I was improvising Free Jazz. FML
Today, after months of wondering what a mysterious key I found in an old kitchen drawer unlocked, I finally discovered it fit the lock on a storage unit. I opened it and found a box containing three other keys I had also forgotten about. FML
Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML
Today, I spent the entire day packing my car full of boxes for my move tomorrow. When I finally finished, I realized I didn't have the car key. It's inside one of the boxes. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML
Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML
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Top comments
NotAlwaysFML 0
I doubt your life SUCKS because they forgot to send you a key that opens a guitar you've been saving up for 5 months. Anyone with common sense would call the company and they'll send you the key at no expense. The only thing that sucks is that you just have to be more patient and wait for the key to arrive.
sweetspicegirl 0
just call them and they will send you one duhh
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Comments (79)
purplhaze88 20
you can take things like this to a locksmith.....i know from personal experience....
lancaster355 0
What if he brought a receipt for the purchase? Would that eliminate the problem you had? I agree with the people who are saying to call the company or the seller, though. That's probably a better solution.
teddyddet 3
If you open it and find nothing after you get the key , you might post another FML , a much better one.
sydefx 0
LOL I agree.
sfgfan10 0
use a screwdriver, unscrew or break the lock.
ChristineAnn 0
I would have cried if I were you:(
blalien 0
YDI for getting a guitar. Get a haircut, buy some nice clothes, and start paying attention in high school.
sydefx 0
LOL! BEST. REPLY. EVER.
fleurs_du_mal 0
it's not so nice to envy someone for something you can't do :)
Tigg3r 3
What if he is already out of high school? What if he doesn't have long hair and what if he does have nice clothes? I know plenty of boys who look appropriate and they play the guitar. They may not act mature but just because they play the guitar doesn't mean they look like rockstars. People blame our generation but they never stop to think about who the hell raised us. This would probably be why your child is telling you to **** off and leave them alone. If I were you, I'd take thier advice.
sydefx 0
Whaaaaaa Whaaaaaa Whaaaaaa.
dudeitsdanny 10
Tigg3r: "People blame our generation but they never stop to think about who the hell raised us." I don't care how old you are or what gender you are.. Will you marry me? =O
idkmyusername 0
FTW!!!
hellomeli712 0
Call the company that you bought it from! You'll probably get the key for it soon.
mastory96 0
so... CALL THE COMPANY. jeez. don't make a big deal.
Pretty_Tied_Up_fml 0
Dude, I feel your pain. lol
perdix 31
You can pick a guitar, but you can't pick a lock? Maybe you can pick your nose while they mail you a key.
MaddogTotten 0
He could always pick a better reason to whine about why his life is ******.
jw90 18
I feel ya man I ordered a brand new Gibson Les Paul with a sunburst finish. it came in a nice case to. mother ******* didn't send a key. and I wanted to play that thing then and there.
wyld3fyr3 3
YDI for buying a Les Paul, SGs are way better
oolama 2
ydi for buying a Gibson trollface.jpg