Today, for the third time this week, my boss made me switch desks. Each new desk is closer to the door than the last one. I think he's trying to tell me something. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we moved desks for the umpteenth time, and my supervisor stuffed me in a corner by the door with no one around to talk to. The worst thing is I hear the badge reader beep every few seconds. It's already driving me crazy. FML
Today, my intern was given his own office. I have been asking to move out of my cubicle for nearly four years. FML
Today, I got a new chair at work. After spending three hours putting it together, I was called into my boss's office and let go. FML
Today, I asked my boss if I could have a bigger cubicle. I'm now working in one that is half the size of my old one. FML
Today, my boss confirmed he is a micro-managing asshole. We walked into the office together and I turned on the lights. He switched them off and switched them on again, just to make sure that I did it right. FML
Today, it was a new co-worker's first day, and yet again management told them to use the room I always use, and I yet again had to relocate my stuff to accommodate the newbie. FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML
Today, I spent my lunch break helping a coworker move a desk to another office. When I got back, my own desk had been moved to make room for someone new. Nobody had told me where they’d put it. FML
Today, my boss told me that people from work have been complaining about me. Apparently, I'm not doing part of their jobs for them, and the other manager sometimes does. FML
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SomeonethingStup 0
Maybe hes trying to tell you that you are fat and is shortening the distance you have to walk?
cynima 0
Soon you'll be in the basement. And soon you'll be burning the building down.
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Comments (58)
munim 0
seriously.. this is not even worth posting here. why would your boss make you sit nearer to the door if he wants to fire you? be rational and stop being paranoid.
DeathShad0 1
#13, It's funny. Go away.
Kylias 6
No kidding. Grow a sense of humor or get out. Better yet, just get out.
corbincorbin 0
give me your Jew gold
freddie_fml 0
I remember when this site used to be funny. This is so far from being FML-worthy it might as well read, "Today, I got out of bed. FML."
perdix 31
How about we put the most optimistic spin on this? Your boss is moving you closer and closer to the door, because he wants you to be the face of the company. Yeah, that's it, your face radiates professionalism and that's the first thing he wants customers and clients to see. Let's go with that! At least, you can delude yourself with this beautiful fantasy until your inevitable firing (sacking) occurs.
cthulhu1138 1
Your boss is clearly making things more convenient for you by decreasing the distance you have to walk to get to your desk. You ought to thank him.
Grangoire 0
And if he asks if you want a coffee will you think he's telling you to be a batista? Your own irrational paranoia does not a FML make. YDI
Towelie_31 0
yoda?
hXcsoccerplaya 0
that is not the point of this site. the point of this site is to share funny or shocking stories with people that screw up your life. is being moved closer to the door a crucial screw up moment in your life? are you scarred for life to move desks? is the point if this site to bitch about being moved, not even fired? god your pathetic. FAIL EDIT: I am too ****** lazy to click at the top of this post, so I will put it down here- to number 12, with love.
zoolander1234 0
I'm pretty sure this is copied from the movie Office Space..
PaigeTheDinoo 0
Lmfao! i think soo too ;) :P
rejectreality100 0
Is your name Milton? :-P
NorfolkDude 2
Next thing you know he's taking your stapler and you're in the basement.