Today, during the birth of my first child, my epidural didn't work. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Double standards
Today, my husband was offered, and accepted, pain relief during an ultrasound on his scrotum, and I’m sat here remembering how I wasn’t offered any pain relief at all while birthing a 9lb baby, because I was left in the waiting room so long they told me it was too late for an epidural. FML
Looking forward to it
Today, I found out that my unborn son has an abnormally large head. I have an abnormally small and narrow pelvis, and I'm allergic to local anesthetic, so no epidural or spinal for me. FML
Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML
Family portrait
Today, I gave birth, but my husband was late and got here just in time to cut the cord. He was hung over after celebrating his impending fatherhood all night. He missed the cord twice, cut it, then fell over, and wound up in the bed next to mine, with a hydrating IV and a bashed head where he hit it on the baby's cot. FML
Prevention
Today, I'm found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I spoke at length about how we were going to handle things, which included him "forbidding" me from having an epidural, because he doesn't want our baby to "come out addicted to drugs." FML
Get out
Today, I gave birth to my firstborn child. Somehow, my mom and mother-in-law made their way to the delivery room, and walked in mid-push. While they were escorted out, I overheard my mother-in-law asking the nurse how her son, my husband, was holding up. FML
Today, I gave birth to my first son. He was 11 pounds and the labour lasted 22 hours. My husband was absent for 8 of those hours because he slipped when my water broke, cracked his head, and ended up in the ER next door. FML
Today, I almost died after getting an epidural in my neck. The medicine paralyzed my entire body, including my diaphragm and lungs. The doctor tried to say it was a panic attack. I had turned blue. FML
This pandemic is so 2019
Today, my water broke. Due to Covid-19, we couldn't go straight to labor and delivery, so had to go to the emergency room and wait to be taken up. I sat there for an hour with a ruptured sac and contractions. FML
How could you?
Today, my wife was in labour and bouncing on her inflatable ball to relieve the pain when it popped. This thing has lasted her entire pregnancy and it chose to burst now, sending her crashing to the floor groin first while 8 cm dilated. And as the husband, it is of course all my fault, you bastard. FML
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Donut_Wizard 23
If this was your first child, how do you know it didn't work? The point of an epidural is to reduce the pain, not remove it entirely. I'm sure the medical staff told you this at some point.
Akitakat 31
I just love how people are giving you no sympathy (not an fml) or what did you expect? I was in labor 4 Days (no that isn’t a typo) & the epidural I finally got only worked on half my body till I went to surgery. Everyone is not the same! Just because you experience a wonderful labor with kittens & rainbows all around, doesn’t mean everyone else will. Be sympathetic/understanding. Life has a funny way of teaching you lessons otherwise. Shalom!
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quelle22 7
My friend got her epidural and it numbed everything accept the hole.
19mackay92ally 4
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StarkWolf_fml 23
congratulations on the baby
Akitakat 31
I just love how people are giving you no sympathy (not an fml) or what did you expect? I was in labor 4 Days (no that isn’t a typo) & the epidural I finally got only worked on half my body till I went to surgery. Everyone is not the same! Just because you experience a wonderful labor with kittens & rainbows all around, doesn’t mean everyone else will. Be sympathetic/understanding. Life has a funny way of teaching you lessons otherwise. Shalom!
RichardPencil 32
I guess that’s going to dampen your enthusiasm for having more?
PennyLane27 32
OP, I'm not even pregnant but am having sympathy pain for you! This is a double FML! 1- getting an epidural put in sucks, and 2- going through that and it not working. Guess I got lucky that mine did (although they hit a nerve in my spine going in). After a horrendous pregnancy, labor was a breeze, and delivery was like taking the biggest/best poop of my life!
piinksock 17
If you can't deal with labor not going to plan and being unpleasant, you're in for a rough ride with parenthood.
moxietonic 7
Omg, this happened to me too! They put it in, it worked for an hour. They didn't tell me it would wear off and I needed to push a button on get more of the effect. Here's to natural birth lol!
GhostFox 34
Uh, people? Things like epidurals have pretty obvious sensations associated with them working. The sensation varies, but there's usually something that you feel prior to it working. Also, ladies, you are NOT supposed to feel pain when you have an epidural- your nerves are literally being blocked from sending or receiving SPECIFICALLY pain signals. Your spine can still send and receive the signals needed for movement, and receive the signals for sensations OTHER than pain, but if you still felt pain, chances are they didn't do it right or didn't use enough of the medication. Finally, even if OP hasn't had birth before, they would have had the contractions and labor pains from before hey were given the epidural, so they would in fact have a benchmark for if it worked. Even if they had it administered before they had contractions, they would still likely have some kind of experience with pain, and be able to judge that something wasn't right with the epidural because of the severity of the pain. Shit like "you're a first time mother! You don't have a benchmark!" is why women are so likely to die from labor in the USA- and more likely to die from complications related to surgery in general than men. You know what you are supposed to do if a patient says, "Wait, something doesn't feel right" or "I don't think the anesthesia is working!"? You ******* check, and if you can see a problem, you get a DAMN second opinion, especially if you work in a hospital where there are literally DOZENS of other medical personnel for you to get one from. It can literally be the difference between life and death, and if you can't treat a patient's concerns with the seriousness it deserves, you need to get your ass OUT of the medical field.
LadyCrayJoy_MotherOfMuggles_SlayerOfPlants_FreerOfVajayjays 14
And you are still fine Like millions of other women before you who had children without epidurals