Today, during my second day as a receptionist, every time the phone rang I jumped in shock. My co-workers now already think I'm weird. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so bored at my job as a receptionist that I actually got excited when the phone rang. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job as a receptionist at a small doctor's office. When the doctor's wife called and asked if he'd stepped out, I blanked the word "Doctor" and instead replaced it with, "Medicine man." FML
Today, the phone lines at work have been cutting out in the middle of calls. I'm a receptionist at an animal hospital. I now have less than two minutes to figure out what's wrong with a client's pet and how best to schedule them before I become "That rude bitch who hung up on me." FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I went in for my second day working at my internship. My bosses greeted me and told me we were going to have a meeting. The meeting was about the drunk voicemails I left them on Saturday. FML
Today, the phone kept ringing so I picked it up and answered. When there was no response, it took a minute to realize that I was still in bed and talking to my hand. FML
Today, I blurted out “Love you, bye!” at the end of a professional phone call. There was a long pause before he replied, “Uh… thank you for your help?” My coworkers heard everything. I'm now scared of my work phone ringing. FML
Today, I became the senior receptionist at my job, which is supposed to have three receptionists. The others all had life changes, so they're moving on, which is fair, but now I have to train new people. I've been here three weeks. FML
Today, sleeping in a little late, I was woken up by my phone. Still tired, I quickly checked the display to realize it was my girlfriend calling. I pick up the phone saying, "Hey baby girl!" She seemed pretty startled, so I double-checked and realized it was my new boss, who has the name as my girlfriend. FML
Today, I got through to the phone interview stage for a great job. When the phone rang, I answered and suddenly, spontaneously, burped really loudly. The interviewer hung up. FML
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Top comments
iAmScrubs 19
I wouldn't want to be in the same room as you during a fire drill.
NoNotTheFace 8
It's probably because of that time you worked for a phone sex line. There was one guy who was so perverted you hung up on him after calling him a pervert. He then kept calling you back after tracing your number. You were so afraid, till this day, you are still scared of picking up the phone... I have a wild imagination.
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Comments (98)
tingway 4
i hope you don't get too many calls a day!
grapes1414 0
Of course she will, it's a Receptionist job.
zingline89 18
What's your number? I'm bored. I could have fun with this.
Lemuel_fml 5
That sucks. Hate prejudice. FYL
perdix 31
Considering your phobias, that's an odd choice of job. You'd have been better off as a Maytag repairman. It would be like a herpetologist with a fear of snakes. I wonder how often they get called to treat STDs, but I digress.
oeisaf 0
Lay off the blow lol!!
Joey44 15
This reminds me of the Catherine Tate "screaming woman" sketches.
xearthmuffin 0
What? That's stupid. Why would you get a job as a receptionist if you're afraid of phones?
RedPillSucks 33
now already? I think they previously will think that you're weird.
every1luvsboners 11
Weird is when you're walking around work and see the senile 85 year old man pissing in a sink because he's too lazy and really don't care to walk to the restroom. That was slightly weird, but understandable.
CoughDrops 5
I see that daily.
RockstarRN 10
You are!
codplayer2442 1
Ur a blonde!
Jaxx66 21
If that's her real picture... She's a hot blonde -and I don't usually think any blondes are hot, I'm more of the Asian loving type-