kise
Paris, France
Today, drunk at a party, I leaned through a window to throw up. I was outside. FML
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cmanaus 3
Sucks for the people inside
MDM15 5
Looks like someone's off the invite list
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Comments (104)
ICastillo 25
Well you had the right idea OP. Next time don't be such a puss and hold your liquor.
liv2ski97 4
You are what you eat!
ICastillo 25
Your being an ass, so do you eat ass?!?
lilhellian 27
Atleast you don't have to clean it up?
ICastillo 25
He better clean his own puke up if he is going to be a pussy and throw up might as well clean it up don't you think.
lilhellian 27
43 Do drunken idiots ever do it willingly if it's not their house?
ICastillo 25
That's a good point "drunken idiots" is all that needs to be said.
ManInTheMachine 20
That's why you "bottle sip", not "bottle guzzle".
TheDrifter 24
OP Is getting better, no passing out on mom's floor this time.
banta98 5
As long as it isnt your house why is it bad?
Misswildsides 22
Well. If you got that shit faced and puked through someone's window (assuming it wasn't your house) wouldn't you be embarrassed? Somebody would have to clean that up because your too drunk.
CrazyManNo9 29
It is to laugh! Too funny!
newbiehere99 6
Huh?
PegaDolphin 7
What the dank
xrudeboyrock 29
Sorry OP! That sucks, but it will be funny one day. Just make sure you compensate for the clean-up and now you know how much you can handle!
chellyX92 8
I read "drunk at a party" and knew it wasn't going to be good. Although, no good story starts with "yo I had this salad."
SpankyRaven 31
Hahaha!
lelo007 11
I don't know how I've managed it, but the few times I've gotten ill from having one too many, I have been lucky to keep it together long enough to find a bathroom. But this does suck for you, even though it was your fault you were that drunk in the first place. Hopefully the host was forgiving!
Looee 20
Pure genius.