Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, so I decided to confront my anxiety issues and use a public toilet. I opened the lid, only to see several huge, rancid floaters staring back at me. I had an attack, started sobbing, and pissed myself on the way home. Never again. FML
Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML
Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML
Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
Today, I was using a public restroom when the automatic toilet flushed prematurely. The sudden gush of water startled me so much that I jumped up and slipped, hitting my head on the stall door. A concerned stranger had to help me up. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML
Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
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aligator121 15
Did it scare the shit out of you?
x_the_lancer_x 13
I don't blame you for being scared of using public restrooms! Try visiting random gas stations or public hockey rinks or football stadiums, especially ones with Mexican food stands.
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Comments (120)
therealBean 0
I'm sorry I know this was probably horrifying for you but that was one of the funniest things i've read on here. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with knocking?!
ebrainer1 9
Fear? No, someone sticks their head under the stall, you punch the living daylights out of them.
SnuWolf 15
Did you kick them in the face?
diva239 8
Have they not heard of knocking!!!? You poor thing. That would scare the crap out of me too!
autumn0_o 2
the fact that his username is s3xygrandpa makes this a little more hilarious.
Already_Dead 15
Geez can't they just look for your feet sitting there on the floor, or knock on the door? Man, some people will do anything to be a little perverted creep.
darkfireflame 15
Shoulda peed on their face.
Ohshitdude 21
should have kicked them in the dome.
dubiousduke 4
I've had worse. Someone tried to kick in the door thinking it was jammed. They succeeded. 'Luckily' it was a friend. There was 2 of them. They won't let it go
NostalgiaFreak9 43
This is why I try to avoid public bathrooms. People just have no respect.