uhhhhh. xD I think you need to warn the manager about the crazy lady demanding sweet and sour chicken.

Something similar happened to me once. I was working in a B&N cafe (which is basically a Starbucks, but owned by B&N) and this guy came in--in his 20s, so young enough to know better--and was like, "How do you make your chai? Is it with some kind of nasty syrup?" I told him that yes, we did use a syrup, but that it wasn't too nasty. He was then like, "No. That's no good," and he proceeded to tell me various chai suppliers in the area, as if I, a barista at a bookstore, had any authority to change where a large, national corporation bought its chai.

She should be in the crazy house. O.o

Tell her that the chicken is on the menu...at the mental institution down the street!

absolutely believe it and I am pretty sure I've heard one of my coworkers say someone came in asking for fried chicken before

RELAX PEOPLE. The FML here is NOT that he's going to lose his job, its the situation in general. And a very funny one at that, one of the best on here.

I can't wait to see the look on your managers face... RI

you won't get fired... it's not that she owns starbucks or something! hahaha... customers never make decisions on the menu! they just order from it!

All I can think to say is... ????

haha. this is one of the funniest things i have ever heard.

this isn't an fml. this is just freakin hilarious! I would be so excited for the next time she came in!

this fml was definitely made up. and even if its not... just ignore the crazy lady. seriously. its not something to go whining about on fmylife.com