Today, as I rung up a customer's groceries, he gave me a pitying look and said I'd have a "real job" if I'd only studied harder. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a customer at the fast-food joint I work at gave me a pitying look and asked, "How's that liberal arts degree treating ya?" FML
Today, I'm a cashier in a grocery store. The visiting regional manager tore me a new one for being lazy. His reason? After working a double shift with no break, I decided to sit down for a minute when things got slow. FML
Today, a customer called me a "smart ass" because I helped him scan his coupon correctly. FML
Today, at the store, I didn't hear the cashier when she asked if I had a loyalty card. She took one look at my naturally bitchy-looking face and muttered "It's my JOB to ask, jeez." FML
Today, a customer berated me and told me to stop whining because I have to work on the weekend. What did I do to deserve this? I said, "Hi, how are you doing today?" FML
Today, a jobless person felt sympathy for me because I work retail. FML
Today, desperate for work, I went into a shop and asked the owner if he had any spare jobs to fill. He looked me up and down and sneered, "Yes, but not for people like... you." FML
Today, at work, I took a call from an angry customer. After listening to his problem and fully explaining how we could fix it, he called me a stupid girl and said I need more training as I obviously know nothing about my job. I'm the company training coordinator. FML
Today, a customer gave me the dirtiest look ever and muttered, "Goody two-shoes prick" after I asked if he'd like to donate a few cents to charity. FML
Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". FML
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Top comments
lex1459 38
Break his eggs.
klorehore 24
We need people for all kinds of jobs, even the ones that require no special education. Judging peoples value based on their job is such bs.
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Comments (69)
bgbailey 7
truth can be painful.
nevereyes 31
Honestly all jobs are real jobs
Xaian1 17
It doesn't matter what job you have, a job is a job and that's more than what some people have, just ignore immature people.
junpeiIori 17
People suck, OP; you can't fix or help stupid.
Neff000 3
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Xion0014 20
I'm guessing he can bag up his own groceries then! What an ass
Frid_Kun 7
You bagged his groceries and helped this person's self esteem. Good job, you should ask your employer for a raise!
fantasyworld 39
Then no one would be bagging his groceries if cashiers/baggers got real jobs.