Today, as I caught the train home, a woman got on and sat on the only available seat next to me. We got talking and as the train approached the next station, she said that this was her stop and she had to go. She exited the train and I turn to see her enter the compartment behind me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML
Today, after two and a half hours of travel, it was finally my stop on the train. I politely waited for a group of women to get off first. They took so long to move that the train doors closed. I shouted at one through the door to call the conductor. She watched and smiled as the train departed. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML
Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML
Today, my train was delayed, so I sprinted across the station to catch another one. I made it onto the train just before the doors closed. Then I looked around and realized I had boarded the exact same train I had just gotten off. FML
Today, at the train station a woman's baggage had gotten stuck in the ticket barriers, so I used my ticket to unlock the barriers for her but told her to wait so I could get through too. She didn't wait. And I got painfully stuck in the barriers whilst I watched my train go by. FML
Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML
Today, on the train, a cute girl gave me her number. After maybe half an hour, she went to her seat and I went to the toilet for a quick but loud and painful dump. I opened the door and saw her outside getting bitch-slapped by the smell. FML
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Top comments
BOLLOX 0
hahaha, I would switch compartments and go sit with her. ''Hey, I wasnt done my story...anywaysssssss''
barlessprison 16
On the bright side, she didn't say it straight to your face that you were boring. Plus she took the effort to attempt to get away from you subtly so your feelings don't get hurt.
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Comments (90)
Amkii 0
Ha! That sucks. But maybe she was mistaken, and had to get back on, and was too embarrassed to see you again.
ramdoodle45 0
you must have been really creepy or boring for her to leave
laurenslifesucks 0
fail.
Devin_Duke 0
In this case, you either 1. Had a really bad body odor, or really bad breath 2. Or you are one very boring person. My advice to you is if the 2nd option is true, go on the internet and find websites and programs teaching someone to have great conversation skills, especially with women. Search up the names Carlos Xuma or David Deangelo if you like
URaWhiner 0
How about you respect people who sit next to you or around you and just don't talk at all?
TheFifthWitness 0
LOL #8
Marijuana_fml 0
#8
poobear 0
shes not a bitch i always move when weird people talk to me on the train. esp if you were in nyc no one wants to be talked to on the train and would ignore you or move away
rednova 0
# 8 tahst exactly what i would do andplus dude your obviously straight up boring
Beckers 0
why do you care should've done what #8 said if it bothered you