Today, as a physics teacher, I was testing a class to see how high a sound frequency they could hear. One girl claimed she could hear the sound even though it was physically impossible. Without thinking, I replied "Only dogs can hear this frequency." Needless to say, she was picked on all day. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought a device that plays a high-pitched sound to teach my dog to quit barking. She's smart enough to learn that as long as she barks loud enough and long enough, she can't hear it. Quite the opposite effect to what I was anticipating. FML
Today, I had to listen to my classmate loudly argue a question she got wrong on a test for half an hour, repeating the same incorrect argument ad nauseam. She screamed at the rightfully exasperated teacher for being "biased" when he gave up, and started screaming again when I tried to explain it in a different way. FML
Today, in physics class, my teacher was messing around with an air cannon and I accidentally blurted out, "Blow me!" It took me all of 5 seconds to realize why everyone was laughing. FML
Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML
Today, after our teacher had said this class would be very important and that we should take notes, instead of writing notes, I brought a recorder to class. After class, I listened to the recording, and all I could hear was muffled voices. FML
Today, after telling my boss about my hearing problem, she simply told me to "listen harder". FML
Today, my biology teacher asked the class a question, so I raised my hand and after I gave my answer, my teacher said, "You know, you have a voice for radio. It's very deep." I replied with "Do I? Thanks!" He added, "You also have the face for radio." The whole class laughed. FML
Today, during class, a girl had suggested how I, a 16 year-old guy, would be a high maintenance girlfriend. We sat and debated this, allowing for other people to listen in and agree with her, and eventually the entire class agreed with her. Even the teacher. FML
Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML
Today, my stomach growled so loud in class that a boy sitting next to me thought his phone had vibrated. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
She was probably lying and trying to sound superior if she claimed she could hear frequencies that are in dog-range, so I guess she got what was coming to her.
mike3775 39
Actually what he said was not wrong. If she is claiming to hear it, then she deserves to be picked on, especially when it is impossible for her to have heard it. The classmates were wrong, but the OP wasn't
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Comments (208)
ninjabridge01234 0
make them watch the magic school bus as punishment
Ricky23J 0
**** her life yur just an asshole.
Nirrashi91 0
dumbass! she's now bullied because of you, does it make you happy!
Anaxes 5
I would be happy
Hayllee 4
If you were my teacher, and you said that to a student, I'd love you forever. :P That was unintentionally awesome. Of course, this is only because you didn't mean it like that. If you did, that would be terrible.
ChrizC 3
serves her right for lying, in my honest opinion.
haha89 0
I agree 100%. She can't expect to lie and get away with it. OP didn't even mean to get her to be bullied, He was just stating the facts.
alex1432 9
relapse!!!
rends 0
I don't get it ::
TheZarola 10
Maybe she could hear it and you were on the wrong recording. YDI. If you were on the right recording, you should have said, "No, you can't."
SilentScreamer 12
You should have tested her by playing it on and off a few more times, and, asked her to tell you when it's on and when it isn't. You could have easily found out the truth then. Instead of getting her picked on by being called a dog. If she was lying she would have just been labled a Pathetic - Attention Hungry - Loser. Which.. still might get her picked on but it would be her own doing not yours, op.
zp5 4
C-C-C-Combo Repairer!!! *maps*