Today, as a physics teacher, I was testing a class to see how high a sound frequency they could hear. One girl claimed she could hear the sound even though it was physically impossible. Without thinking, I replied "Only dogs can hear this frequency." Needless to say, she was picked on all day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought a device that plays a high-pitched sound to teach my dog to quit barking. She's smart enough to learn that as long as she barks loud enough and long enough, she can't hear it. Quite the opposite effect to what I was anticipating. FML
Today, I had to listen to my classmate loudly argue a question she got wrong on a test for half an hour, repeating the same incorrect argument ad nauseam. She screamed at the rightfully exasperated teacher for being "biased" when he gave up, and started screaming again when I tried to explain it in a different way. FML
Today, in physics class, my teacher was messing around with an air cannon and I accidentally blurted out, "Blow me!" It took me all of 5 seconds to realize why everyone was laughing. FML
Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML
Today, after our teacher had said this class would be very important and that we should take notes, instead of writing notes, I brought a recorder to class. After class, I listened to the recording, and all I could hear was muffled voices. FML
Today, after telling my boss about my hearing problem, she simply told me to "listen harder". FML
Today, my biology teacher asked the class a question, so I raised my hand and after I gave my answer, my teacher said, "You know, you have a voice for radio. It's very deep." I replied with "Do I? Thanks!" He added, "You also have the face for radio." The whole class laughed. FML
Today, during class, a girl had suggested how I, a 16 year-old guy, would be a high maintenance girlfriend. We sat and debated this, allowing for other people to listen in and agree with her, and eventually the entire class agreed with her. Even the teacher. FML
Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML
Today, my stomach growled so loud in class that a boy sitting next to me thought his phone had vibrated. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
She was probably lying and trying to sound superior if she claimed she could hear frequencies that are in dog-range, so I guess she got what was coming to her.
mike3775 39
Actually what he said was not wrong. If she is claiming to hear it, then she deserves to be picked on, especially when it is impossible for her to have heard it. The classmates were wrong, but the OP wasn't
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OverFlash 15
I've heard about people being able to hear sounds above the normal frequency. One of my friends says she can hear up to 23k Hz... it's probably possible that she did hear it. So, really, FHL for having a teacher that doesn't give her the benefit of the doubt.
ForeverAndADay12 0
My Bio teacher is hilarious. He was giving a student a ride to the golf course (because he also coaches) and they said "don't hit-random fat chick-" then he replied "I wouldn't want to wreck my car"
WHOWASTHEPHONE 10
Well she shouldn't have lied.
pu13 5
*CAPS*
BadAsCactus 7
Isn't that an FHL
MRVOlivia 22
Weeeeell things happen.......
meggie10 0
That's more of an fhl…
Dannielleroset 11
Why do people keep insisting that the girl is lying? Yes, it may be impossible for the AVERAGE human being, however, there are people like my mother who have medically proven advanced hearing. She can hear sounds apparently impossible to hear, therefore, it is not impossible that the girl can too.
abc429 5
sorry bro your moms a dog
MrBowman 12
Most of you are pretty stupid, if you all believe in science then you believe in evolution, whose to say she is not more evolved than you?
ercdndrs 9
1) Turn it off 2) Ask "Can you hear it now?" 3) Find out if she was lying!