Today, an older lady loudly accused me of masturbating on the public bus. I simply had my eyes closed and was twirling my hair. FML
tiredstudent tells us more.
tiredstudent 10
OP here- I had my eyes closed on the bus because I'm a student who works a full time job and babysits my sister's children at night. I was tired. I was twirling the hair on my HEAD because I had recently gotten the time to get my hair cut . My other hand was on my purse which was beside me no where near that area. The lady ended up yelling other horrible things to other people on the bus and got kicked off.
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superapple 23
What hair? Your pubic hair?
chirstinap325 23
Well, where was your other hand? Whether or not id be suspicious depends on the location of your other hand haha
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Comments (24)
Gngr_Grl 26
I mean, I casually twirl my pubes all the time. But closing your eyes on a public bus? How crass.
Mike_Oxhard 14
Were you twirling your pubic hair?
MissMizery 19
You seem to not be denying said accusation...
momac86 17
Which hair tee hee
LexB100 3
Twirling your hair? you hussy! next you'll be showing off ankles
manuwish 9
herbal essence..hahaha
tiredstudent 10
OP here- I had my eyes closed on the bus because I'm a student who works a full time job and babysits my sister's children at night. I was tired. I was twirling the hair on my HEAD because I had recently gotten the time to get my hair cut . My other hand was on my purse which was beside me no where near that area. The lady ended up yelling other horrible things to other people on the bus and got kicked off.
GhostFox 34
Some people shouldn't be allowed in public without a keeper. Sorry that the old lady was one such person and that you and others had to deal with her temper tantrum, OP.
dramaelf 37
Sounds like she's got dementia or something
Jonkbaby 23
did you then resume masturbating?