SpilledWater93
Bray, Ireland
Today, an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking, and me being quite "vertically challenged," I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs, cuddles and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML
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Kiki242 19
As an American, a little part of me just died inside.
Mirorbo 27
Oh behalf of Americans who aren't complete morons; I apologize for you having to endure such humiliation.
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dawsonstar 15
All I can say is welcome to America
tj4234 36
No point in saying that. Op is in ireland. Last i checked, ireland is not a US state.
MyBabyGuineaPig 13
I'm so not even going to say anything.
gracehi 33
And yet you did.
xxrebelsxx 13
Just be happy she didn't make you give her your pot of gold haha
yuzuru_fml 12
'murica
limitedition 25
It never ceases to amaze me how stupid people are while on vacation. May the rest of the tourists you have to deal with be non-stupid & non-offensive, OP.
ahh_rats 15
Hahaha silly Americans
pdp_fml 21
You should have told these ignoramuses that you would put a curse on them and watch them retreat from you with terrified looks!
TheMystery13 13
I take it by "verbally challenged" you mean incapable of saying, "I'M NOT REALLY A LEPRECHAUN YOU DUMB ****!!"
purpleturtle16 20
You're not vertically challenged. You're fun-sized!
hellnosucka 27
plot twist: OP realizes that he is indeed a leprechaun and the American lady reveals that she is actually a mermaid and they become friends and laugh about it all the time.