Today, after two hours, I finally got my very cranky, sick baby to fall asleep. Five minutes later, a neighbor started shooting off fireworks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it took me 2 hours to get my toddler to sleep. Just after I got him down, my mom woke him up by banging my pots and pans around in the sink. FML
Today, I felt so unwell that I didn't fall asleep until 4 AM. The baby woke up at 5, ready to start the day. FML
Today, after hours of trying to put a screaming baby to sleep, she finally fell asleep in my arms. I was so happy. Then, I got the hiccups. FML
Today, like every year, my next-door neighbors started setting off their fireworks at exactly midnight. Also, like every year, the sensitive car alarm belonging to another neighbor has gone off with every firework. It's been almost six hours of nonstop alarms and explosions. FML
Today, I had finally gotten my dogs to quiet down and my baby to fall asleep. Not thirty seconds later, my neighbor's car alarm went off. They aren't home for the weekend, and the damn alarm has now been blaring for three hours. FML
Today, I finally got my fussy newborn back to sleep after the creaking of my chair woke her. I then crept two rooms over and opened a pack of chips, the crinkle of which woke her again. FML
Today, I was trying to get a good night's sleep before the huge exam tomorrow, which I'm extremely anxious about. The SAME night my neighbor below me is having a home birth. It lasted NINE HOURS. FML
Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML
Today, I was finally going to fall asleep at a decent hour. Having insomnia, I generally get about 2 hours of sleep. Right as I'm about to fall asleep, 5 firetrucks decide to drive right in front of my house with the sirens/lights on. FML
Today, I was trying to fall asleep. Unfortunately, my next-door neighbor's baby began to cry. I closed the window and rolled over, unable to hear the crying anymore. My dog's hearing is better than mine, and so he started barking. Goodbye, good night's sleep. FML
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greggiee 0
I love fireworks!:)
ZleveL 0
shove his fireworks up his ass and light it
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Comments (212)
cbr600_fml 0
I did that to my neighbor once he didn't apreciate much
purplemnm 9
Your tattoo is about as dumb and horrible as the hairy armpit ****** tattoo.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
His tattoo makes me giggle.
BassGirl 5
I concur, 43. This ink is weak.
perdix 31
What kind of commie bastard celebrates Canada Day a day late or Independence Day two days early?!?!
dirtherder 1
hehe.
jimboy 0
u should of shoved 1 up his ass and lit it lol
BubbaCatLove 0
Don't you just hate it when idiots don't own a calender? FYL.
fawfulster 11
Not only that 19. Take in mind that these stories happen a couple of weeks before the mods put them on the front page... THAT IDIOT JUST MESSED UP TIME!!!
lopezzz 0
92- I agree! This story could be weeks old, and people on here are saying "it's close to a holiday, you should expect it". In the town I used to live in, it was a city regulation that fireworks were only to be set off the night before a holiday and only then. Other than that it was considered a disturbance and you were aloud to report it to the police.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Actually I've had FMLs get published just a few hours after submitting them. I suspect that on a slow day, the mods will post older submissions that go in the "reserve" pile, so to speak.
Fmylife62 0
Ah, that must of really sucked...
GRyphonLJJ 0
Be grateful you still have your GrandFather.
MischiefManaged 0
30: wrong FML.
xosophie45 0
how could someone have saiid she deserved it!? she obviously didn't ?
MewMew34 0
She deserves it for being self-centered enough to think the world should stop just for her. It's a holiday weekend. A holiday which celebrates the country gaining its independence. Everyone who's lived here at least a year knows that people celebrate by blowing stuff up. Why does the OP feel everyone should suddenly stop just because she has a sick, grumpy baby?
gabrielbaby 9
Obviously your a dumb botch to think she deserves it. Is she saying the world should stop? No so stfu. Be quiet next time before you talk stupid shit
OwNowBrownCow 0
GO REDNECK NEIGHBORS!!
Casrein 0
Are you TRYIN
Stevefett 0
There is someone on here that gets told he is cute all the time although I think he is weird looking and no girls I know(and I know quite a few) would even look at him twice. Just sayin'. I didn't want to be too mean by saying who.
Moshpoint0 0
Jealous, Steve?
mattman1994 0
lol
Freeze_fml 17
They're on to me.
jerry10394 0
I'm a whiny bitch. FML