Today, after telling my mother-in-law about my recent miscarriage, she cheerfully made a cake to celebrate. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister decided to have her baby shower on my birthday. I recently had a miscarriage and she knows this. FML
Today, my mother-in-law had a bitch fit because I had a miscarriage and my husband and I are having a difficult time. It’s her birthday and she said I should, “stop being an attention-hogging drama queen” and that, “shit happens, get over it” She doesn’t see what's wrong with her statements. FML
Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, I bumped into an old school friend. I'd heard she was pregnant so the first thing I did was congratulate her. Not only was she not pregnant, but the reason she managed to get so fat was because of comfort eating due to her miscarriage last month. FML
Today, my husband and I sat our 8 year-old son down and gently explained to him that I had a miscarriage and he won't be having a little brother or sister after all. He responded by dancing around the room and celebrating. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, my mother excitedly jumped up and down, announcing that one of her sweet younger coworkers got engaged. I wished she'd had the same reaction to my engagement when I announced it to her a few days earlier. FML
Today, it was my mother’s birthday. I was on my way to pick up her cake but I got into a car accident and ended up in the emergency room. When I call her to explain what happened, she called me an useless fuck for ruining her birthday by not bringing the cake. She’s yet to ask if I'm okay. FML
Today, a week after my miscarriage, my little sister thought it appropriate to wrap her belt around her neck and scream, "Hey look, it's your baby!" FML
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Top comments
ouimetnick 10
A hard slap on her face is also another way to celebrate.
44LynnLynn 23
Mother-in-law or if you rearrange the letters, Woman Hitler. FYL that's terrible.
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Comments (128)
perdix 31
The "I'm Not Old Enough to Be a Grandma" cake. The tell-tale sign of the female mid-life crisis as sure as the sports car for a man!
emilyjgraham 34
That's disgusting behaviour! I hope it was a misunderstanding on your behalf and she was actually making the cake to see if it would make feel better. Also, am I the only one that's having trouble stringing the first sentence together?
Welshite 40
You are a moron.
Neko9000 11
WTF
ddinspire6 10
Oh my god that's disgusting what's wrong with her. I'm so sorry about your miscarriage OP.
DracoSpirita 21
33 - The OP was hoping to have a child, not lose one or prevent herself from having one. She was upset that she lost what could have been a beautiful baby. Obviously she WANTED to have a child if she was upset enough by this incident to post an FML about it. Next time think before you post.
NudeSuitSquad 7
Well.. I hope the cake was tasty. :$
isallwaysme 27
this is the most poorly written FML i have ever read.
KawaiiCupcake 14
The **** does that have to do with anything???
xadiganmay 5
Why is that post poorly written?
gioo_fml 6
Why would you even post something like this? Something's should be kept to yourself. I feel sorry you but come on...
xxmollyxx 25
It's called FML for a reason.
cieloalicia 16
What is so wrong about this FML?
Mabalzeshary 6
Placenta cake!