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NateTheGreat132 Whitehall, United States

Today, after months of job hunting, I started a new job in a deli. I've been a vegetarian since I was 13, but it was the only job I could find. Turns out, I'm allergic to the preservatives they use, as my fingers now resemble sausages. Guess it's time to start job hunting again. FML

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I was wearing gloves. When you open up a new carving block, there's TONS of meaty juice inside of there that you have to drain out. Some of it got inside my gloves.

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Wear gloves?

Yea, a sign that you shouldn't stop eating meat

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that sucks. some times your bodies react when we haven't been around something for years

Shouldn't you have been wearing gloves?

You're a moron

Sorry OP! That feeling sucks!

No plastic gloves to protect the customer's food from your fingers and vice-versa?

Dipstick, read the ops multiple comments. They WERE! Please do not reproduce.

the argument about not eating meat is annoying. he said he was allergic to the preservatives. also, shouldnt he be wearing gloves? that would probably help.....

Did you not read his response

YDI for compromising your ethics.

Or you could just out on gloves.