Today, after having sex, my girlfriend left my apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her. What? FML
AllegroRubato tells us more.
Hey, OP here! So yeah, after the fact, I also figured that she felt inadequate, in an "it's unfair that I don't get to please you" kinda way, but it's confusing because it's not like I didn't ****** at all or anything. The way she reacted, though, was a bit over the top. We haven't been dating for that long, though so I'm confident these are just little bumps that we'll figure out on the march :) Haha, and thank you very much to all the lovely ladies who flatter me with their comments. Sadly, I'm gonna have to (very) regretfully decline for now, since I really, really like my gf--even if she does go crazy from time to time! :D
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obnum 19
I agree... What!?
smallshaft 10
Well it WAS unfair to make her use up her orgasms all at once. Don't you know she's only born with so many?
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Comments (277)
Peacelove0404 26
Your username made me laugh :D
FMLoverAgain 7
You need to come and do me baby
GODert 8
She feels like she has been dominated by your awesomeness.
TheRealOF 4
Just be like "Fine I'm not gonna have sex with you anymore!" See if she's still mad then. But she might be teasing you man. FYL
nissan31 2
LoL
yeti37 16
she had it cumming angry three, five, seven times no matter. had sex.
klovemachine 24
Interesting pun :)
yeti37 16
pun in a haiku
klovemachine 24
Even better 123 :D
nellienufflenew 5
Ballix Shes an idiot
ctlnaaia71 8
Dump her, and I'm right here waiting for you!
calypso1212 14
Me too, me too!
iseyixes 18
Right!!! I won't complain, I'll ask for more;)
flockz 20
but he's not even that good!
ToasterStroodle 6
You would know this, how?
cassie13091 10
116-His username is 'im not even that good'
Pretty_reckless_fml 18
See OP you've got the ladies queuing up aha ^_^!
CallmeRyuzaki 0
Where exactly will you be waiting?
AllegroRubato 16
Hahaha. There might be hope for me yet :'D
graffitied_love 20
There is such a thing as coming too much?
annagilbert 6
she shouldnt have been able to walk after that, lucky girl.
JoeRogansBEARD 15
You know what they say once you go black... You end up in a wheel chair;)