Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a meeting with my daughter's headmistress, which I thought went well, until I was walking to my car past the open staff room window and I heard her say to other teachers, “Jesus, I can see where that brat [my daughter's name] gets her shitty attitude from… and her fat arse.” They all laughed. FML
Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "Shit!", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother." FML
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
Today, while home from college for the weekend, my sister started whining about how I keep using "big fancy college words" and making her feel bad. My sister is 27 and teaches elementary school. The word I used was "ludicrous." FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML
Today, I angrily scolded one of my employees for making an avoidable mistake for the third time. Unfortunately, my mother decided to pay me a surprise visit, and arrived mid-rant. She chewed me out for being mean and made me apologize. Now everyone at work calls me "mama's boy" and nobody takes me seriously. FML
Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML
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Top comments
cptmorgan15 2
Tell that bitch.
JocelynKaulitz 28
Say goodbye to your job.
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Comments (290)
Koolgirl15 0
Thts freakin hilarious ydi
teven85 0
I'm a teacher and I've come very close to saying the same thing lol!
yeaafmyliifee 3
good job
dogpig 0
pussy yah
LMFAOaturface 0
while your getting fired you should have smacked her
PhillJFry 0
someone has to tell her the truth. obviously the superintendent is a bad parent. don't feel bad even good teachers get annoyed by the bitch in the class
Fsvb 32
Please, do call bitches bitches. Before people like me, the other students who aren't so ******* adolescent and get annoyed too, call her a bitch and get hated by everyone else.
girlovvv 0
lol xD I have a teacher just like this
13yearoldboy 0
ur screwed haha
mklafavers 0
As a superintendents daughter, I can say that that was probably not your best idea...
Iellwen 12
"As a coward who's parent is your boss/has influence over your job/life, I'm gonna run away from the consequences of my actions and hide in behind my daddy." I've always disliked spoiled brats that think they're immune to punishement because their parents are powerful. These kids are just irresponsible as **** and most of them end up powerful because, even though most of them should've failed a few classes, daddy or mommy has influence and their precious baby should get a good job! FYL, OP. I know how it feels; sometimes, people can be so annoying that you end up saying what you're thinking (and in most cases, it's not a good thing.)