Mush
Montpellier, France
Today, after an 8-month wait, I went on my big vacation. The beach, the sea, the dive, the jellyfish, the allergic reaction, the hospital. FML
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TordNorski 30
Nicely written FML.
djdeadly 14
Did you call it your squishy
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iislix1ii 19
Did you pee on your sting?
bethers_ 22
Peeing on a jellyfish sting aggravates the nematocysts and causes more of them to fire, intensifying the pain. Rinsing the area with sea water will deactivate the stingers and bring some relief. Sorry about your incident, OP.
RedPillSucks 33
vinegar
sleepyfires 20
Pee on it?
djdeadly 14
Did you call it your squishy
Elban 20
Hell yeah! Should just keep swimming
band13geek 16
I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy.
Saxicolous 27
Hopefully you'll have a speedy recovery and you will get to enjoy the rest of your trip!! Good luck op
Symantha23 25
Ouch!!! Where did you go on vacation?
thefmlman2011 37
From the bar, I'm going to say France.
zeffra13 31
Could be he's from France, posted when he returned.
lexiieeex3 32
I've never heard of anyone being allergic to jellyfish... That's definitely a new one, but I hope you feel better OP and are able to salvage what's left of your vacation.
AKFusion 12
A jellyfish is a venomous creature that uses stingers to incapacitate prey with a neurotoxin. It's the chemical make up of the neurotoxin that some people are allergic to. Most people breakout in a painful rash for a couple days.
ashleymeshell 15
people can be allergic to anything. I'm allergic to oranges...
oogedyboogedy 14
wild from start to finish
TordNorski 30
Nicely written FML.
toametru1 12
Man...that stings
False_Stupidity 42
No shit, Sherlock!
PePziNL 20
Booooo Wendy Testaburger boooooo
purplegirl6997 7
I find this comment extremely funny
skippydoda 32
Wow, sounds like you did a lot.