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poncho55

Today, a guy attacked me and tried to steal my bag. I tried to defend myself by biting him as hard as I could. I then woke up to my husband screaming in pain. FML

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No worries, he's okay now. :) Later on in the day, he laughed about it and thought it was pretty hilarious, which is good because I felt pretty bad about biting him.

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Well shit...

Oh no, your poor husband!

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dakotaabriannee 14

Dang.

That's awesome!