Today, 5 months after doing a shoot for a stock photo site, someone finally used one of my photos. In an article about meth abuse. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I discovered that a company has been using a photo of me for one of those "she lost 50 pounds" online ads. I'm the "before" photo. FML
Today, I uploaded my latest picture onto a photography website. It only got one comment, and even that was from someone advising me to never use the same hideous model ever again. It was a self-portrait. FML
Today, my workplace had a big employee photoshoot for an ad campaign. I was there all of 30 seconds before the photographer said, "What the fuck? Look guys, this ain't an ad for facial abortions." He then asked me and another colleague to step out of the shot. FML
Fun, relaxed
Today, I found out that my company used a nice photo of my coworkers and me for their corporate website, in efforts to make their office seem fun and relaxed. This wouldn't be so bad if they hadn't just fired every single person in the photo, myself included. FML
Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML
Today, on my first day at as a photo editor at a print store, I had to spend over an hour editing a full shoot of a fat man eating a baguette in a bathtub, closeups included. FML
Thanks guys
Today I was offered an opportunity on Instagram from a local lady to take photos of her home for her. I told my friends, because I was shocked. They were shocked too. But in the nicest terms possible, they were shocked because my Instagram "isn’t really professional enough to get such offers." Ouch. FML
Today, my parents told me they wouldn't be able to afford my senior portraits. That was fine with me, until I found some expensive professional photos in the mail. Of our dog. FML
Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
Top comments
SixthSinEnvy 39
Yay! People are finding and using your site! Think positive. Better than no views at all.
Emirac 10
basically every ad agency, ever.
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Comments (28)
SubaruWRXSTI 16
This is kind of like when Joey Tribianni (from FRIENDS) was put on the poster for Gonorrhea.
sutima 23
Pics or it didn't happen.
readingrachel 9
Link?
GovernmentLizard 2
Maybe you were the beautiful before photo!
momo87 8
so thats you in those adverts
jvanevery 19
were you wearing some kind of zombie makeup
Kramer1998 20
Well, instead of thinking negatively, it is possible you are the before meth shot, a beautiful person who's life fell apart after meth :)
Jonjon554 16
maybe stop doing meth?
MelRose520 2
hopefully you are the before photo in the before and after pictures. but honestly, cheer up OP I'm sure it's not all that bad
Mortoli 30
lol could have been worse i guess at least not std related or somethin along the lines