Today, I was on the elevator at work. As it descended, a roach started scurrying about around my feet. I freaked out and started screaming, hitting the panic button without thinking. Now I'm facing a hefty fine for using the panic button when there wasn't a "real" emergency. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally pressed the panic button under the register at work. I didn't even know we had a panic button until the cops showed up. FML
Today, I was fined because my son pushed the alarm button in the elevator. Why? There was a spider in there. FML
Today, I was in a big crowded elevator and had to struggle tried to press the button for my floor because no one close to the buttons bothered to ask me which floor I was going to. Instead, I hit the emergency stop button. The elevator stopped between floors for 20 minutes. Everyone stared at me like I was a movie villain. FML
Today, I found a mysterious button under my desk at work and pressed it out of curiosity. It was the emergency panic alarm. Within five minutes, security, my manager, and then two confused police officers were asking if I was OK. I just wanted to know what the button did. FML
Today, I got stuck in my building's elevator. I pushed the emergency button, which made a ringing noise. After about half an hour, I heard someone yell, "Stop pushing that button, my kids are sleeping." FML
Today, at work I got in an elevator to go upstairs. It wasn't until the doors opened minutes later and people stepped in that I realized I had zoned out and forgot to press the button for the floor I needed. I then promptly exited the elevator and waited for the next elevator to go up in. FML
Today, the workplace evacuation bell sounded. Out of panic after the recent earthquake, I ran down 21 flights of stairs, only to find out it was a false alarm. My legs are on fire, and I can barely walk. FML
Today, I sneaked out of work early. I tripped over my own feet while walking up to my car. As I fell, I managed to hit the panic button on my car keys, setting off my car alarm while I lay flat on the ground in the parking lot. FML
Today, I was late for work and sprinted to catch the elevator. I made it just in time, only to realize I was in the elevator alone and had just dramatically dived into it for no reason. FML
Today, as I got into an elevator, I spotted a little old lady hobbling desperately to get on. I frantically tapped on the 'door open' button but the doors closed. I got dirty looks from the people in the lift, only then did I realise I had frantically tapped the 'door close' button instead. FML
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Iamnotmyself 17
A roach! OMG. ok I got this, I'll press the panic button instead of stepping on it!
Iamnotmyself 17
You owned yourself bro!
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Comments (174)
AppleCoFreak 0
That's because that isn't a real emergency
anothersuicide 0
roaches are a serious thing nowadays. we all HAVE seen the oreck pest control commercials right. cockroaches are making a stand these days and I believe it's about time we do something about it! stand side by side with me people as we march down the entire population!! first it's elevators, then it's bathrooms, nxt. their Gunna be in the airplanes!! make a stand with me today! and together we can stop this catastrophe!!
Kennzz 0
I'm calling fake on this. I HATE roaches and I'm pretty sure my reflex would be to step on it and kill it.. not to reach over and press the panic button.
maphineRAWRS 10
Well that's not a 'Real' emergency.
kiddo42 10
Hey it was your fault but I'd have probably done the same.
stupdude3 8
u can't sue for roach infestation if u see ONE roach. Wherever you are, theres always gonna be a roach near u.
stupdude3 8
I understand that maybe it was a little startling. I understand if u kinda freaked for a second. But that doesn't constitute as an emergency at all because you can just step on it. I don't care how afraid of roaches u are, cuz they cause no harm and can be kill easily
weird_little_kid 0
haha notice the OP's name is MEG
hateevryone 15
i probably would have done something similar. i can't stand roaches.
anniexd92 3
lmao you should of told them you had a phobia for roaches :D and too clean the elevators more often