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LukeyBoy This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United Kingdom

There goes the neighborhood

Today, I was walking down the road when a twat on a quad-bike smashed into my leg. It seems that I should've been "walking on the right side of the pavement." FML

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perdix 31

You got hit by a talking ******? It's ironic that the ****** acted like a douchebag.

TheWindowLicker 13

I don't want to get hit by a car, it's too mainstream. Im ahead of everyone, I hit cars before they hit me. Also I secretly like to lick their windows. But that just between you and me.

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Comments (55)

HellOnWheels357 11

oh, right.. what all the "Americans" do. Nevermind all the immigrants that enter the U.S. illegally, and then bitch and sue for equal rights.. although I do admit there is WAY too much sueing going on, and personally I hate the people who make sueing a living, or who are way too quick to sue, but my long overdrawn point is, it's not just Americans..

kristat 14

50- I ask myself that often.

TheTerenity 9

At first, I was like huh? But then I was like, oh its an insult

beesmakewax 3

Take the quad away from him, drive to his mom's house and **** her in the twat

ladyLALAA 29

I hate cyclists, pests!

autumnbitch 0

Umm that makes sense… EVERYBODY WALKS ON THE RIGHT DUMBASS

bearhugger70 1

People appear to be confused and misconstruing stuff here.... OP is in the UK, so, as someone said "walking down the road" just means he was following a street, but he states he was on the pavement (sidewalk) so he's not at fault at all! A quad bike is an engined motor vehicle and as such it is illegal to ride it in the pavements and footpaths in the UK! Quad biker is indeed a twat and should be shot or something!

Arch27 27

The quad rider shouldn't necessarily be shot, but needs to stop being such an entitled prick. He was in the wrong and needs to own up to that. Hope the OP is better from this clearly avoidable accident.

Seduisant 7

Well, that guy sucks.

noaige 6

YDI for not walking on the right side. Common knowledge.

go_SENS_go_fml 3

he's in England! Walking on the left side is what you should do

nessaaahh 2

If she's still playing dress up, she's to young for you bro ;)