LukeyBoy
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
There goes the neighborhood
Today, I was walking down the road when a twat on a quad-bike smashed into my leg. It seems that I should've been "walking on the right side of the pavement." FML
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perdix 31
You got hit by a talking ******? It's ironic that the ****** acted like a douchebag.
TheWindowLicker 13
I don't want to get hit by a car, it's too mainstream. Im ahead of everyone, I hit cars before they hit me. Also I secretly like to lick their windows. But that just between you and me.
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Comments (55)
SugarCrazy 14
Well if you don't want to get hit by a car, you should probably follow traffic....Which would be walking on the ride side.
THE_A_TEEN 28
But, I wanna get hit by a car..
flamerocker 9
Why would you WANT to get hit by a car?
Blackmail111 9
Insurance fraud?
TheWindowLicker 13
I don't want to get hit by a car, it's too mainstream. Im ahead of everyone, I hit cars before they hit me. Also I secretly like to lick their windows. But that just between you and me.
iwadasn 33
Actually, you're supposed to go against traffic when you're walking and with traffic when you're riding a bike. When you're walking, it's easier for drivers to see you if you're walking towards them, and when you're riding a bike, you're supposed to follow all driving laws, including direction.
benderbot19 0
He didn't get hit by a car, he got hit by a twat. On a quad-bike.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Yeah; the twat seems to be at fault. I don't know about UK, but in NY, it's illegal to ride a bike on the sidewalk/pavement if you are over the age of 18. I'm guessing this "twat" is, indeed, over 18.
mattorama 15
I don't know if you've ever been to England, but traffic stays to the LEFT there.
yeaya 0
Hahahaha I love that
Careful_Coyote 6
Nope, this OP is from the UK. Left side.
zendaddy0 0
Drivers hate people people hate drivers but we all agree **** bikers
Hiilikew 5
Doesnt anybody else realize that this guy's location is in the United Nations? Hes SUPPOSED to be on the left and the guy told him to be on the right
Hiilikew 5
Doesnt anybody else realize that this guy's location is in the United Nations? Hes SUPPOSED to be on the left and the guy told him to be on the right
mojo87 14
In the UK, vehicle traffic sticks to the left, yet people traffic seems to follow the trend of the rest of Europe and sticks to the right. Coming from Australia, I found it really odd when I was in London.
fadingaway 17
In South Africa we drive on the left and walk on the right so that if a car happens to the driving out of control or over on the pavement, we'll see it and be able to get out of the way, instead of being run over from behind.
AverageIdiot 4
United Nation is in NYC
skittyskatbrat 19
Which is why the pedestrian is legally supposed to walk on the RIGHT. Pedestrians aren't vehicles. They walk FACING traffic. YDI for the poster!
tjadam61 11
The UN is not a country…
LeoCor 19
I don’t think it matters when you’re walking on pavement... you know, the thing for pedestrians and cars can’t go on
J3R3MYY 14
O.o that sucks!
fenceme235 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Ahhh police these days
flockz 20
ya those damn police on their damn quadbikes. shit.
RavagedSoul 0
So we're you walking on the right side or not?
verymerry 6
no. op should have been on the left side against traffic. ydi op for not following the law :P
flockz 20
wait since when are we OP?
felah17 6
Wait,in Europe traffic goes on the left side....Or so I've been told, so,who knows who's right or wrong!
bfsd42 20
In England they drive on the left so you should walk on the right so you can see the cars as they are about to run you down. There is no law about what side you have to walk on. Just common sense to face traffic. Does anyone here now that term 'common sense'? Bonus thumbs up if you do.
jebron 13
UK, Ireland, Malta and Cyprus yes. The rest of Europe no.
Ghostlyness 7
Oh people. He was on the 'pavement', and for the Americans: the sidewalk. The quad biker was clearly in the wrong, and merely compounded it by telling the pedestrian they were walking on the incorrect side of the pavement. Whereas we all know quad bikes aren't allowed on the pavement... I don't know what's worse, the FML or the amount of people who didn't understand the FML.
LifeOnBlast19 9
Run after him with a stick and show em who's boss
trollfaced 2
Was he blind?
starsfan_9 7
Hard to say, the only thing that can be said for certain is that he was indeed a twat
perdix 31
You got hit by a talking ******? It's ironic that the ****** acted like a douchebag.
gabrielbaby 9
I think the people who thumbed you down don't understand what a twat means. XDD your hilarious!!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Talking ******? I'll take a regular ****** for $400 please, perdix?
perdix 31
A_TEEN, that's a lot of money when you can get a drunk one around closing time for the price of a couple of Jäger bombs. NOTE: The quality of said ****** may be deemed substandard once sobriety returns.
flockz 20
that's the secret? Jäger bombs? and all this time I thought women would love my World of Warcraft skills. they all seemed to just ignore me when i asked if they wanna mount.
perdix 31
#17. You may be right. Maybe they think it's the past tense of "twit." ;)
kkmwong 11
Happens to me all the time, damn texting and FML.
sailoroftheseas 7
happened to me before although it was a home depot shopping cart. wow I need a life.
MirielKanan 0
I'd have said bye! I girlfriend who'd break up with you for something so petty doesn't love you so YDI for staying with her.
every1luvsboners 11
Wut?
sailoroftheseas 7
wrong fml
c0c0_fml 16
What?!!! And wrong post lol!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Your comment = FACEPALM!!!!!!!!!