Today, severely tired and pulling an all-nighter, I was editing documents at work. Eventually the words blurred together and "which" began to look funny, so I corrected them. I realized too late that I'd turned in the company's brochure with every "which" spelt as "witch". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so tired at work that I typed out "wherehouse" instead of "warehouse" in a document shared with my co-workers. It took me several seconds to realize why the heck the spell checker had underlined "wherehouse" in red. FML
Today, after pulling an all-nighter on an essay, I submitted it one minute before the deadline and felt like a genius. Later, I reopened the file and discovered I'd uploaded the rough draft instead of the final version. The last line ended with “fix this later,” which was not my finest academic work. FML
Today, I pulled an all-nighter to finish an essay. I submitted it one minute before the deadline. Later, I opened the file to double-check and realized I'd uploaded my rough draft, containing notes like “THIS PART MAKES NO SENSE, FIX LATER.” The professor then replied, “I agree with your assessments.” FML
Today, I spent ages writing a draft press release as part of a copywriting job application. I worked really hard and read it through several times before submitting. They emailed me to point out that I'd misspelled the name of the company. Twice. FML
Today, while not feeling well at work, I had to finish up some papers. I was so out of it, I couldn't remember how to spell my name. I had to improvise by pronouncing each syllable of my name out loud. My boss now thinks I'm a dumbass. FML
Today, I got pulled off a hugely important project, all because I accidentally spelled "country" as "cuntry" in an email to our client. FML
Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML
Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML
Today, I was writing out palm cards and didn't know if I'd spelled a word correctly, so I stared at it for about 10 seconds waiting for spell check to tell me if it was right or not before I realised I was writing on paper. FML
Today, I finished doing a resume that I had spent three hours on. I e-mailed it to the business I was applying for, satisfied. I decided to look it over. The first thing I notice, I spelt my own name wrong. FML
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flockz 20
who doesnt use spellcheck? now make me a sandwitch.
MrSassypants 34
Eye hate win people get words mixed up with other words that sound alike. That's why eye make shirt that eye use the write words. Eye like talking better then typing because you can here what they say without having second guesses. Eye really think it is stupid win people can make a simple sentence, not make munch cents at all. Eye hope win eye ham hold enough two have a sun, his generation would no the difference of words that sound alike.
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Comments (160)
ciarafox9 9
Haha that happens to me when I'm tired too! Words don't look right and don't sound like words!
CookieM_fml 4
Halloween Already :D
Ukeee_X 19
What do you call a witch on the beach? A sandwitch.
Ukeee_X 19
Not that it has much to do with the FML, that is.
KiddNYC1O 22
I like going to the bitch to see beaches. All this which about witches makes me think of Hocus Pocus.
ipodlover1995 0
Hey Ukeee_x, why do you look like a **** in your picture?
kenzie0967 6
I like her picture
jren207 24
Speaking of sandwiches, get back to the kitchen and make me one.
Ukeee_X 19
I'll pass. :')
nephilim241 19
Ctrl+R is your friend (unless your company supplies a witch-burning service)
stacianichole 2
witch I'm sure it does...
sadistmonkey 19
Once you save it's too late. Better to use find and replace. Chances are if it's business related, they won't be talking about witches.
sadistmonkey 19
Nevermind, I misread what you wrote. I wish it were possible to delete your own posts.
jasminea 0
sounds the same, just hope the person youre presenting it too is blind, as long as someone reads it too him, theyll never know....
Ukeee_X 19
Which witch is which?
savedb2rfly 0
spelt is not a word. you meant spelled
Ukeee_X 19
Yes, spelt is a words. According to Oxford dictionary it is interchangerble with the word 'spelled'...
123jade456 0
wonder what's going to happen now?
Lintu_26 23
Ah horrible feeling...same thing happens when you repeat one word/phrase multiple times...haha it becomes like a foreign language ^^ Good luck though!!
bigAC 6
is your boss a woman?