Ithoughtheywerenormalpeople
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Houston, United States
The sounds of Spring
Today, as I awoke, the sun was shining, the birds were tweeting, and police sirens were wailing at a drug bust next door. FML
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HAMY_fml 23
Time to go back to bed.
ktiskool 18
I bet they had a worse morning...
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DevilsMetsGiants 30
At least this should be the end if that if he goes to prison
depressed_child 19
I'm used to that. I usually wake up thinking "who's been murdered today?"
False_Stupidity 42
Any wonder you're a depressed child.
aktail01 10
Nothing like being on an episode of cops
NYM88 26
Whoa, the birds are on twitter?
808andheartbreak 16
Would you rather sleep or watch a drug bust? Sounds like a great dinner topic lol
sashakotlik 14
That may have been the most wonderfully worded FML I have ever read
harrison99 4
"Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?"
MrCantgetright 4
Birds "chirp". Just because Twitter has a bird as its logo doesn't mean they " tweet". ******* idiots are bringing the world down.
Miss_Moody23 19
Sorry, what does TWEETY do? Don't be an asshole unecessarily... Who cares what onomatopoeia they use for the sound of a bird as long as it's correct?
SandyBella 17
At least it wasn't you getting busted in the morning.
taylorfrancis 4
Ah, what a beautiful morning!