Ithoughtheywerenormalpeople
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Houston, United States
The sounds of Spring
Today, as I awoke, the sun was shining, the birds were tweeting, and police sirens were wailing at a drug bust next door. FML
Top comments
HAMY_fml 23
Time to go back to bed.
ktiskool 18
I bet they had a worse morning...
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HAMY_fml 23
Time to go back to bed.
Yeshua_fml 19
With sugar plums dacing in his head.
False_Stupidity 42
It's always time to go back to bed.
SpreadTHEKILLER 14
Always.
Lefty_Guns 16
Time to get a new dealer.
people_annoy_me 23
Damn. Consider getting new neighbours.
HanBroman 20
This happened to me at 5am a few weeks ago, except my neighbour was a wanted murderer
HersheySquirts 17
I don't think you can just press a button and get new neighbors...
Tuffmuffin 10
OP doesn't need new neighbors because the bad ones just got arrested.
Zebediabolical 45
That's right. It takes two buttons. Well, one of them twice. 911.
mannatee 19
Because you can just get new neighbors
False_Stupidity 42
Sure, haven't you heard of the new store called Neighbors 'R' Us? You just walk in, fill out some paper work (absolving the store of any liability regarding the disposal of the old neighbors) and pay for a new set of neighbors..
Awesomeify 15
Time to switch neighborhoods.
zanoty 17
If only that was an option
jkmartinjk 16
In my town it doesn't matter what neighbourhood you live in, they are all potential grow-op territories. There are probably three where I live and it's certainly not a scummy area!
gantoman 13
How the **** do you just switch neighbors?
domking1315 20
All the ingredients for a peaceful morning...
ryanpreiss 17
Except for the drug bust. OP's dealer is now gone...
JBChristian 47
Read OP's username.
ktiskool 18
I bet they had a worse morning...
baseballbv 17
"I got busted for dealing drugs. I also woke up my neighbor while getting slammed into the ground and then into a cop car. F his life."
tony1891 22
at least the sun was shining. Good Morning
Tuffmuffin 10
The sun shines every morning.
tony1891 22
yeah maybe in your fantasy world.
AllStache 11
#14 Ever heard of something called clouds?
Dramori 29
#22 - the sun does shine every morning. You can't see it if there is a big-ass rain cloud in front of it but it still shines regardless.
Tuffmuffin 10
Its unlikely the clouds will 100% cover the sun for 12 hours
R3TROxLOV3 32
#38, come to Colorado. There are time when it's dark and cloudy the entire day.
gracehi 33
Are we really arguing about whether or not the sun is shining if it's behind a cloud? Perhaps our next topic of discussion should be if a tree makes a sound if it falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it.
JBChristian 47
Or if earth really is a square plate, and if the moon actually shines when it's not dark. If we absolutely had to, we could also debate if the plate really ran off with the spoon and the cow jumped over the moon.
BlueConverse 7
or whether the chicken or the egg came first?
gramirez23 9
Wake up mutha fuckaasssssss
MattM95 16
At least it wasn't your house.
silvercamaro 22
"and police sirens were wailing outside my door" it can always be worse
MattM95 16
The only good sirens are ice cream sirens.
Dozer1988 14
Hey! At least you woke up today! That's a good thing! :)
miss_amphetamine 24
The way you wrote this FML is awesome. FYL OP and I'm sorry but how you worded it is funny as **** LOL
mallu86 9
The FML was nice, you had to say it twice.