Today, there was a long queue at the store, and behind me were two senior citizens. I wanted to do a good deed, so I said, "Cut before me in line, I have all the time in the world." My reward? The old man scolded me because I supposedly insinuated that they were old, and only had a short time left to live. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, an old lady savagely shoved me out of a queue, after I'd been waiting for twenty minutes. I couldn't bring myself to fight back or say anything, and ended up dragging my sorry arse to the back of the queue. FML
Today, I was waiting in line at a clothes store when someone cut in in front of me, and the gentlemen in front of me. I shouted, "Hey! Queue starts back here!". He responded by pointing out the "gentlemen" in front was actually a very realistic mannequin. FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
Today, after a long, tedious and annoying wait in line at the supermarket, my 5-year-old told the cashier, “Mommy says you’re too slow.” FML
Today, as I served an elderly man at the fast-food restaurant where I work, he leaned over the counter so that his face was mere inches from mine and asked me if I wanted to buy his car. When I politely told him I wasn't interested, he insisted on making a complaint about me to my manager. FML
Today, I went to an over-crowded grocery store. As I reached the front of a long line, I noticed that a cart had been abandoned in everybody's way. Trying to be helpful, I moved it to the side. An enormous woman then shoved me and yelled at me for "pushing her property around." FML
Today, I spent twenty minutes helping an elderly man figure out how to use the self-checkout. When we'd finished, he smiled, thanked me, then walked away… without paying for any of his groceries. The cashier assumed I was with him. FML
Today, while checking out at Target, I had the choice of standing behind one lady or a long line. Naturally, I chose the former. Half an hour later, the long line had completely passed, and I was still standing behind the lady, who was now arguing with the cashier. FML
Today, at the end of my shift with a long line of customers, the older woman I was checking out calmly said, "You should take a minute to fix your hair dear, we have all been talking about it while we waited." FML
Today, while standing in line at a local Mexican fast food place, I was feeling generous and let a little kid behind me go in front. Turns out he had a list, and was ordering food for his whole family. I had to wait 30 minutes to get my food. FML
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Top comments
relyo 0
Soon he'll be dead and you'll still be alive. Then you'll have your revenge.
UnprecendentedAw 0
Old people can be asses sometimes. Kudos to you for trying to be nice.
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Comments (165)
natural711 6
**** them old bastards, they're like Jews everything must be given to them
Samantha_baby 0
... last again! woot.
fml_fwp 9
You are a ******* asshole. You racist bastard. My stepmom is Jewish, thank you very much.
pwner64 0
twenty sixth!!
Samantha_baby 0
last again
Samantha_baby 0
I'm laster! :]
Samantha_baby 0
um.. sure! haha but you just said that so you could be last.. I'm smarter than you man! ahaha LAST!
CallMeHush 1
Truth hurts, eh old guy?
Cody305 0
last first
Samantha_baby 0
I'm last and you can be second last. ok Jacob? :]
AntonioDB 0
no good deed goes unpunished.
SHINeeGirl 0
wow, you really should have thought that one through. the intended kindness should have been recognized, but wording should be put a little more partcularly.
cardin_06 3
that was a poor choice of words
jocelyng_fml 0
saw that coming
greygoose25 0
hahaha u just called them the walking dead