Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a little old lady trying to cross the street. I went over and tried to help her. Turned out she was actually just a really short young woman. As soon as I took her arm, she screamed in front of everyone and accused me of trying to molest her. FML
Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML
Today, I bumped into a lady, apologised and tried to continue on. She screamed assault and tried to citizen's arrest me. I've got better things to do, so I ignored her but she latched onto my leg like a toddler. I ended up dragging this insane woman up the street until she finally let go. FML
Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML
Today, I was walking out of the train station when an old man grabbed me. I started screaming, yelling, "HELP" like a madwoman and tried pushing him away - that's when I saw the golf cart rush past me. He was trying to push me aside from getting run over. Everyone started laughing. FML
Today, I saw a lady who had fainted. I ran over to help, only to find out that she was unstable and had a knife in her hand. She was pointing it at me, and growled threateningly every time I tried to move away. It took the cops an hour to defuse the situation. FML
Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
Today, I was at the supermarket when I saw an elderly lady slip on a wet patch of floor. I ran over to help, and I almost fell too before steadying myself. Then some pimply cockmunch of a teen decided to kick my legs out from under me and walk away while laughing his balls off. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
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Top comments
MidnaLink 35
Chances are somebody saw her…
djjmax 7
Haven't you learned from this site to never trust an old person?
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Comments (65)
rosso700 14
Awkward moment for the day
Roskosity 22
And now she's pushing your buttons.
laden_swallow09 35
…What the…?
anythingwilldo 10
No good deed goes unpunished.
WildJubeJube 16
Yo wasn't this on YouTube? Oh wait nevermind... The vid was on a bus.
Mountainn 7
Might be a feminist...
mkcherry 14
Barring imminent death I don't help anyone for any reason. Sitting outside Starbucks with my infant a homeless man fell and was making groaning sounds it seemed off so I went inside. He got up and moved on but tried it on a lone woman she took the bait and got assaulted for her trouble.
doemetoch 28
So, one example of somebody helping someone and getting robbed is now an excuse for being a selfish and uncaring person? I hope that if you ever get into trouble, you'll run into people nicer than yourself. I am honestly more shocked by all the comments from people here that say that they wouldn't help, than by this FML.
mkcherry 14
Well considering me and my child were most seriously harmed by a predator yeah it's good enough reason to not help anyone that will be ok without my immediate assistance. I would call the police for anyone in serious danger, I performed CPR on a young boy in a movie theater in 2012 but I'm careful.
PeachiePrincess 16
The important thing that FML has taught me over the years, was to never trust the elderly.
yzzami 17
Troll granny strikes again