Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom asked me why MS Word keeps underlining some words. After I tried to convince her that you're supposed to put a space after commas, she started yelling at me for making her look stupid. I can never win. FML
Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML
Today, I received a terrible grade for an essay I worked really hard on. I had two friends, one being an English major, check it over. However, apparently I "clearly didn't use spellcheck" on this essay just like the last one I submitted to her. FML
Today, I got back the essay I wrote about how my country's education system is fucked. At one point, I made a spelling mistake. My teacher wrote a note about it, basically calling me illiterate, and telling me to pay attention in school instead of whining about it. She misspelled "school". FML
Today, people’s spelling has gotten so bad that I do a double take whenever I see “its” used in the place it’s actually supposed to go. FML
Today, my teacher's comments on my essay read, "I know it's college, but you use a lot of unnecessary words with a lot of syllables." He basically scolded me for having a complex vocabulary. I go to an accredited state university. Nothing says "America" like under-achieving professors. FML
Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML
Today, in the class I'm teaching, I assigned my students an essay to complete for homework. One student asked me if I was deducting points for bad spelling. I teach English. FML
Today, I went through my spam folder. I found out that I'd received several emails telling me that I have been sending emails containing essays for a class of mine to the wrong address. The term ended yesterday. FML
Today, I found out that my son thinks it's acceptable to use words like "on fleek" in high school level essays. FML
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TJD28 3
your a really stupid person
MrLefty 8
*You're Unless my sarcasm detector is missing something.
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Comments (131)
cjhons 16
Really??? Really... Where the heLL did you go to HS?
yankfan89 27
How in the hell did you get into college?
Amazinggx23 0
smh did your teachers/professors not say anything?
mohammadkm95 6
I do that and double space in between lines so it seems longer than it is(:
JojoChuo 8
Don't worry op, a girl from one of my class thought you had to write one word on every two lines xD
RileySue50 10
Just wondering, do you have blonde hair?
WCARlover 35
Like you?
jedielf 23
Ouch. It's like going around with your fly unzipped, yeah? Except it's with essays.
pulkit10 3
he/she did not notice anybody else's work through high school and halfway through college?
Nukey 2
Wow. I don't even. Op's teachers probably didn't tell him because it was funnier to make him space twice between each word. XD ALTHOUGH some essay formats require you to use the spacebar twice after every sentence.
xlord 27
I'm still trying to figure out how OP got into college
DrPepper545 0
I do not want to live on this planet anymore!