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The more things change…

Today, airport security took away my 32$ eyelash curler, because it could be used as a weapon. I miss the '90s. FML

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YDI for trying to bring a wea- wait, what? $32 for something so useless?

I still dont understand how this could be a weapon ... throw it? clamp them?

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shu uemora? :b

cooperstone 0

**** airport security!

1- People still use those? and 2- Why would you pay $32 for one?

Lol , eyelash curlers are deffinetly a weapon .. curl their eyelashes until they take you to cuba :p like wtf ?

I know that I still use the $ sign behind the number because I grew up learning French. Not everything's the same as where you live.

they tried to take away my trouser snake but it is attached to my body. now I just register it as a deadly weapon like chuck Norris has to do with his hands and feet.

superwerid14 0

I like freeze he is my hero

I hate airport security in general when they have standards, but even when you meet them, they tell you you don't, so you have to throw away or pay for whatever you had. What's the purpose of a box that's smaller than an actual overhead compartment to measure carry-ons if they tell you you can't carry it on when it fits?

YDI for wasting $32 on an eyelash curler.

glambert1998 0

how is that a weapon?!